Hostage Shot Gallery

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 13:04 — Anonymous

This is where local, regional, and global celebrities are equalized. They have all come across the magazine in one way or another and are asked the same two questions.

1) If you were in Star Wars who would you be?

2) What would your last drink on Earth be?

Please enjoy.

John C. Reilly, actor
1) Chewy 2) Coconut water
Kyle Kinane, comedian
Answers to be determined later.
David Koechner, actor/comedian
Answers to two questions yet to be determined
Ethan Miller, guitar/vocals Howlin' Rain
1)Darth Vader, every motherfucker says Han Solo 2)Tanquery and tonic
Curt Kirkwood. guitar and vocals for the Meat Puppets
answers to be determined later.
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, world renowned MC
1) Han Solo 2) Vitamin Water, any flavor
James "Bobo" Fay, Sasquatch tracker and television star
1)Obi-Wan 2)Mango papaya apple banana orange smoothie
Johnny Pemberton, actor/comedian
1) Jawa 2) Black Tea with Coconut Milk and Honey
William Head, comedian
1)Lesser known brother character Hand Solo 2)Bukake
Chris Garcia, comediam
1)Chewbacca 2) Chewbacca Tonic
Martin Moreno, comedian
1) Darth vader 2)Tangerine Wheat
Trevor Noah, comedian
1)Jar Jar Binks 2)Good ol' fashioned water
Sean Latham, comedian
1) Jabba the Hutt 2)Jameson on the rocks
Rick Gutierrez, comedian
1)Chewbacca 2)Tequila shot
Alfred Robles, comedian
1)An Ewok 2)Miller Lite
Shandon Sahm, drummer for the Meat Puppets
1)The Deathstar Trash Compactor 2) Kombucha
Alex Koll, comedian
1) Sharon Tate 2) Rain Water
Cornell Reid, comedian
1) Chewbacca 2) Dirty Martini
Paul Danke, comedian
1) Lando Calrisian 2) Pussy Juice
Sean Green comedian/podcast host
1)R2D2 2) Whiskey
David Liebe Hart, television personality
1)Luke Skywalker 2)Ginger ale and iced tea together.
James Uloth, comedian
1) Admiral Akbar 2)Jameson's from the bottle in that guy's pocket
Bronston Jones, comedian
1) Han Solo 2) Budweiser, and odds are that's what it's gonna be
Terry Robb, blues guitarist
Answers to two questions yet to be determined
The Honorable Larry Allen, Sierra County District Attorney
1) Chewbacca 2) Makers Mark
Randy Sklar (left)comedian
1)Lando Calrisian, I always wanted to be black 2) Ice Cold Beer
Jason Sklar (right)comedian
1)Jabba had it pretty good, got chicks and eat whatever he wanted 2)Banana Mocha Smothie
Kyle Dunnigan, actor/comedian/musician
1) Luke 2)Margarita on the rocks with salt on the rim
Steve Agee, actor/comedian
1) Chewbacca2) Dr. Pepper.
Murs, Internationally known MC
1) Jango Fett cuz he lives on forever. 2) Rootbeer & Baileys sounds like it would be good.
Steve Lee, comedian
1)That's a very deep question...Han Solo 2)Mountain Dew, it was my first American drink
Charles Bukowski, writer (via Ouija)
1) N76EJ (??) 2) Red Wine
Hank Williams III, country music recording artist
1) A clone 2) Water
Har Mar Superstar, musician
Answers to two questions yet to be determined
Tad Doyle, musician (TAD, Brothers of the Sonic Cloth)
1) Midi-chlorians (the force) 2) Tequilla
Archer Prewitt, guitar, piano, vocals in The Sea and Cake
1) Chewbacca 2) Water
Sam Prekop, vocals and guitar in The Sea and Cake
1) R2d2 2) a perfect cappuccino
Eric Claridge, bass and synthesizer in The Sea and Cake
1) Chewbacca 2) Sake
Chali 2Na of the Jurassic 5
1) I used to say Lando, but see, they painted us out to be some traitors and shit. 2) Ice water
Opio, MC with Souls of Mischief and The Heiroglyphics
1) Boba Fett 2) Don Julio
Kimya Dawson, singer-songwriter/ex-Moldy Peaches
1) Lando Calrissian 2) Unsweetened cranberry juice
Derek Sheen, comedian
1) Wedge Antilles 2) A Zombie
Eric Goodman (aka Station), artist, videographer all-around creativity hub 1) Boba Fett 2) Venti Americano
Rob Cantrell, comedian
1) Han Solo or Boba Fett, I just like the sound of the names 2) Banana and peanut butter milkshake
Z-Man, Bay area artist and MC
1) Chewbacca 2) Blue Tropical Kool - Aid
Jonathan Larroquette, co host of Uhh Yeah Dude, musician in jogger
1) (Old) Obi Wan 2) 22 of Newcastle/maybe Pacifico
Berel Alexander, Humboldt County Musician Extraordinaire
1) Han Solo 2) Raspberry Brown 22 ounce
Amir Yagmai, guitarist, violist, vocalist in jogger
1) Lando Calrisian 2) A gin martini
Jennifer Weiss, artist and pilot The Newlydeads kinetic sculpture
1) One of the freaks in the bar 2) sparkling water
Billy Pinnix, artist and pilot The Newlydeads kinetic sculpture
1)Biggs Darklighter 2)Bottle of Clase Azul tequila
Enigma (right), sideshow performer
1) Darth Maul 2) Tears from a small Child
Serena (left), sideshow performer
1) A Wookie2) Fake blood because real blood tastes bad
Geoff Hing, guitarist/vocalist for Defiance, Ohio
1) Han Solo 2) Winter - Hot Toddy/Summer - Basil Mojito
B Z, violinist/vocalist Defiance, Ohi
1) Chewbacca 2) A real strong margarita on the rocks
Ryan Woods, bassist/vocalist Defiance, Ohio
1) Queen Amidala 2) Double Makers Mark on ice
AJ Finney, comedian
1) Boba Fett 2) Glass of Sailor Jerry's
Tay, plays guitar for MF Ruckus
1)The giant worm from the asteroid in "Empire" 2)Scorpion mescal
Aaron, sings for MF Ruckus
1)(young) Obi Wan Kenobi 2)The sweat from the crack of Carmen Electra's ass.
Logan, plays bass for MF Ruckus
1)Jabba the Hutt, because I'm the fattest guy om the band. 2) Jim Beam
Tony, plays guitar fot MF Ruckus
1)Indiana Jones 2)Whiskey
Ty, plays drums for MF Ruckus
1)Lando Calrisian 2) A Shot of Jameson's
Medusa, hip-hop artist
1) I'd have to say Captain Kirk. Oh wait, that's Star Trek...Oh Lord. Damn. 2) A Screaming Orgasm
World famous blues man Chris Cain
Answers to be determined
Michael Osborn, blues guitar with John Lee Hooker for 13 years wearing John Lee Hooker's hat
Answers to be determined
Oh Blimey, Bay Area rapper
1) Young Anakin, because he had a lesbian haircut 2) Coconut Water
Merrick Mckinlay, musician and owner La Dolce Video
1) Jabba's pet 2) young coconut water
John Matthews, DJ for 94.1 KSLG
1) Han Solo 2) Martini/Heineken
Chad, video producer and director
1) Jar Jar Binks 2) Pabst
Marcus Matthews, DJ for 99.1 KJNY
1) Chewbacca. Just because the noise that he makes when he fuckin' gets pissed. 2) Pabst
B Swizlo, Humboldt musician extraordinaire
1) Han Solo 2) I'd probably go with Heineken in a can. The bottles don't work.
The Sheik
1)Chewbacca 2) Darkside Slider (Pint full of sake with sprite from Tomo
Sonny Wong, Savage Henry cover artist, artist extraordinaire
1) Darth Vader, I like his boots. 2) Double Irish car bomb
J the Sarge of the Magic Heart Genies
1) Definitely Skywalker, Luke Skywalker. 2) A stiff Jack Daniels
Stir Fry Willie, DJ and Master of Ceremonies
1) A Tusken Raider. Because they have a gaffi stick. 2) Ovaltine
Julian Dusseau, Pro Freestyle MX Rider
1)Darth Vader, 2)Jameson
Jesse Pearson, rock and roll singer
1) Lando Calrissian 2) Absinthe with peyote chaser
Chet Klock, owner of Time Traveler gift shop
1) Yoda 2) cold RC Cola
Brandi, owner of Humboldt Fire Rolling Papers
The Director 2)Mushroom Tea
Terrence McNally, photographer and metal god
1) R2D2, he's got a lot of tools for every situation. 2) Bushmills & Soda
Andrew Goff, North Coast Journal staffer, creator of 7-O-Heaven and musician
1) Jean Luc Picard 2) Water from Tomo
Josh Argyle, comedian
1) Lando Calrisian, because I'm such a fan of Colt 45 2) Tanquery and Tonic
Travis Clohessy, HPWA commissioner/musician
1)Admiral Akbar 2) Chinese-bottled Pabst
Chavo, MC with Never Die
1) Chewbacca fool, so I can go (chewey growl). 2) Lost Coast Strawberry Wheat Ale
Bonnie Neely, Humboldt County Supervisor
1) I have always found the character of Yoda to be very smart. 2) Mojito
Caitlin, Humboldt Fire Girl
1)Ewok Chieftan2)Adrenachrome
William Startare, Casio keyboardist and 7-O-Heaven star
1) A Tauntaun 2) Eel River IPA
Colin Begell, vocals/guitars Strix Vega
1)Boba Fett 2) 7 and 7
Jay Forbes, drummer for Strix Vega
1) Ewok 2) Jack and Coke
Andy Powell, Bassist Strix Vega, Dj on 100.3 the Point
1) Salacious Crumb 2) White Russian
Marcy Burstiner, HSU journalism professor/radio call in show host
1) a Wookie 2) Anchorsteam
Zach Lewing, Drummer and Guitarist in King Salmon Duo
1) Chewbacca because he plays the drums 2) Guinness
Jesse Wiedel, Artist
1) I don't know, I don't really like star wars 2) Manhattan
Mick Mucus from MagiKool Doods (Davis)
1)Boba Fett 2)Double Bourbon on the rocks w/a diet coke
Courtney Jaxon, Owner of Little Shop of Hers and Monster Woman
1) Leia 2) Really big drink with a lot of things mixed up
Gary Silver, Casio keys in The Monster Women
1) Chewbacca 2) Gin and tonic with olives not limes
Alrocski (aka Hot Linx), Humboldt Beat Battle participant
1) Boba Fett 2) Humboldt Hawaiian - Crown Royal w/ a pineapple back
Princess Taranella aka Trixie, Rutabaga Princess
1) Princess Leia 2) White Russian
Lech Wierzynski, The California Honeydrops
1) an Ewok 2) Some Polish moonshine
Aristides The Gallant, Rutabaga Princess
1) Wicket the Ewok 2) Jamie and ginger (made with bitters and a lime)
Buford T. Justice impersonator Fremont Street Las Vegas
1) The Mechanic on the Millenium Falcon 2) Dr. Pepper
Elvis impersonator, Fremont Street in Las Vegas
ed note - audio from interview corrupted, therefore no 2 answers. Sorry
Worst Homer Simpson impersonator ever Fremont Street in Las Vegas
1) I've never heard of that 2) Duff
VoChiba, Humboldt Beat Battle participant
1)Salacious B. Crumb - Kowakian Monkey-Lizard 2)L.C.B. D.T.B.
Josh Jackson, Savage Henry and Times-Standard photographer
1) Han Solo 2) Chivas on the Rocks
Hiway, Humboldt MC
1) Boba Fett 2) A 40 (oz) of 211
Big Daddy, Humboldt hip-hop promoter
1) Jabba the Hutt, a fat pimp. 2) A gallon of Adios Motherfucker
Kush, MC with the Dirty Rats
1) Boba Fett 2) Kombucha
Ink, Humboldt MC extraordinaire
1) Boba Fett 2) Martini
Tavan Anderson, drummer extraordinaire
1) Boba Fett 2) Vodka fufi
Dave O, unregistered sex offender
1) The cantina bartender (Wuhrer) 2) Breast milk from a Cambodian woman
Kris Swan, musician in Eureka Garbage Co. and Radios In Caves
1) Imperial Guard 2)Fine ScotchI
Joaquin Dominick. drummer in Radios In Caves
1) Luke 2) Water
DJ Ouija, DJ
1) Boba Fett 2) Acai smoothie with MDMA
Rob Garza, of Thievery Corporation
1) Darth Vader 2) Mescal
Eli Larue, brewer @ Redwood Curtain Brewing
1) Darth Vader 2) Catillon Gueze
Carlos Sanchez, brewer @ Six Rivers Brewery
1) Jabba the Hutt 2) A "Carlos Margarita" served at Six Rivers
Drake Mollberg, brewer @ Redwood Curtain Brewing
1) Chewbacca 2) V0-7
Greg Johnson, president of the Cascade Blues Association in Portland, Oregon
Answers to be determined.
Julee Unrulee, KHSU DJ on "Left of the Dial"
1) Boba Fett 2) Triple White Russian
Mike Sargent aka DJ Ratrace, experimentalist and KHSU DJ
1)The keyboard player in the cantina 2)Glass of Balvenie on ice
Brian Pyle, world traveling experimental music composer
1) Boba Fett 2) Screwdriver
(left) Tex of the Moonshine Bandits
1) Jabba the Hutt 2) Moonshine Bandits Cold House Vodka
(right) Bird of the Moonshine Bandits
1) Han Solo 2) Moonshine Bandits Outlaw Moonshine
Bunny, Alibi bartender and professional wiffle player
1) Old Obi Wan Kenobi 2) Strawberry Cheesecake milkshake
Carissa from SF (Left)
1) I don't know 2) Kirtoyale.
Sam from SF(right)
1)Yoda 2)Shot of Knob Creek.
Geoff Vaughan (left), Bassist for the Bay Area funk band Vinyl
1) Princess Amidala 2) Fresh Squeezed OJ, Grey Goose vodka
Aaron Saul (right), Sax player for the Bay Area funk band Vinyl
1) Chewie 2) A "Russian" Oreo Cookie Milkshake
Franco, Humboldt MC and freestyle Phenom 1) Lando Calrisian 2) Pabst Blue Ribbon
Greg Lojko, Humboldt musician extraordinaire
1) Do I even need to answer that? Chewbacca 2) Carrot Juice
Luna Moon, of the Fire & Isis Dance Collective
1) Princess Leia 2) Strawberry Lemonade
B-Boy X, of the Fire & Isis Dance Collective
1) Senator Palpatine 2) Grey Goose with cranber
Dustin of Huckleberry Flint
1) Lando 2) Fresh-squeezed orange juice
Becky Gibson, keyboards in Manilapede and Jeeze Louise and the Lost Luvs
1) Wicket 2) Mai Tai
Focaccia Rye aka Phoenix Rath, artist and musician
1) Jabba The Hutt 2) Braggs Apple Juice
Erin Cearley, Singer and instrumentalist in The Tweeners
1) I'd rather be in Spaceballs 2) cyanide
John Haluska, Guitarist and drummer for King Salmon Duo and The Tweeners
1) Boba Fett 2) Roy Rogers, extra cherries
Dave Woods, bassist in The Tweeners and Manilapede
1) Lando 2) Colt 45
Sean Pitney, drummer for Manilapede and The Bandage
1)Boba Fett 2) Homebrewed cyser
Pablo of Dragged By Horses
1) Chewbacca 2) Mojito
Sean Ennis, guitarist in Splinter Cell
1) Han Solo 2) Ben's Brewery Porter
Aaron Dean, guitar and vocals in White Trash Country Club
1) Han Solo 2) Fifth of Bushmills
Tommy the Trash Man Davis, drums in White Trash Country Club
1) Han Solo 2) Sweaty Bushmills
Karl The Hammer Hulstrom, bass in White Trash Country Club
1) Jabba the Hutt 2) Pussy
Mat Bigham, guitar in White Trash Country Club
1) Chewbacca 2) Bushmills
Bob Doran, author of "The Hum" in the North Coast Journal
1) An obscure Jedi Knight, Bon Wan Kenobi 2) Cool drink of water
Hank Sims, editor of the North Coast Journal
1) Han Solo, but I'm probably Chewbacca 2) Straight up margarita on the rocks
Sharon Letts, Humboldt photographer
1) Cantina Patron2)Shot of Absinthe
Charles Douglas, journalist/rabble rouser
1) Admiral Akbar 2) Midori Sour
Leslie Lollich, former Humboldt County news anchor
1) Princess Leia 2) Glass of Coates Merlot
John Driscoll, reporter for the Times-Standard
1) Obi Wan. Probably old Obi Wan. 2) Glenkinchie neat
Ian Ritchie, beer buyer @ Wildberies Marketplace
1) Jabba the Hutt 2) Green Flash West Coast IPA
Ray Aspuria, sports editor at the Times-Standard
1) Boba Fett. Because he's bad ass. 2) Jamba Juice. Strawberry surf rider.
Thad Greenson, reporter for the Times-Standard
1) Wicket. Ewoks are ballers. 2) A Sleazy Breeze
Monica Topping, DJ for 94.1 KSLG and local scenetstress
1) Princess Amidala 2) White Russian
Allison White, reporter for the Times-Standard
1) An Ewok, so I can get my own cartoon. 2) Kozel
Jessie Faulkner, editor of the Tri-City Weekly
1) I'd be one of those little Ewoks. 2) A big honkin' margarita.
Franklin Stover, editor of the Humboldt Beacon
1) Jolee Bindo & Oola. 2) Fuzzy navel with creme de marshmallow
Broke-ass, unemployed Spiderman impersonator in Bakersfield
1) Han Solo 2) Guinness
Spider Fiend, Savage Henry Magazine podcast Producer
1)Han Solo 2) Devil's Brew (PBR enchanted by demonic spells)
Dr. Foxmeat, staff writer
1)An Ewok 2)Regular Damn Water
Ben Allen, Savage Henry Music Editor
1) Salacious Crumb 2) A 40 oz. of Hamms
Rob Seltzner, staff writer
1) Emperor Palpatine 2) A glass of two buck Chuck
Dutch Savage, SH staff photog.
1) Slave Princess Leia 2) Gibson
Monica Durant, Savage Henry's mother hen
1) Definitely an Ewok. 2) Double Bacardi Gold & Sprite. That's right, I said Sprite.
Sarah Godlin, editor Savage Henry Magazine
1) R2D2 2) Jim Beam
Josh Duke, editor Savage Henry Magazine
1) The Rancor monster 2) Manhattan on the rocks
Chris Durant, editor Savage Henry Magazine
1) Willhuff Tarkin 2) A 40 (oz) of PBR

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Sat, 02/18/2012 - 12:50 — Anonymous

Boba Fett
Coke or coffee

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