Jokes from Hillary’s Government Email Outbox

The NSA released Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi-era emails, finally; surprise, but it seems she’s quite the jokester! Here are some of her comedy gems:

 

TO: grh62@senate.gov

FROM: secstatehil@gov.gov

 

Q: How come [REDACTED] are so good at playing [REDACTED]?

A: Because they’re [REDACTED]! lol 😉

 

TO: gov_2100fs@ccap.gov

FROM: secstatehil@gov.gov

 

Q: How many [REDACTED] people does it take to [REDACTED] in a [REDACTED]?

A: It doesn’t matter, because [REDACTED] won’t take their [REDACTED] off their [REDACTED]. ;-p

 

TO: pa_schl3@judic.gov

FROM: secstatehil@gov.gov

 

Q: Why did all the [REDACTED] kids die when the short [REDACTED] crashed?

A: Lol, because Governor [REDACTED] cut [REDACTED] state education budget!

 

TO: 56ff_st30@wh.gov

FROM: secstatehil@gov.gov

So two [REDACTED] guys, one really [REDACTED]-hung [REDACTED] guy, and [REDACTED][REDACTED] gaggle of short [REDACTED] men with tiny [REDACTED] all go to a [REDACTED]bang, right? And [REDACTED] [REDACTED] is there waiting, [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wide [REDACTED]. So first the [REDACTED] gets in [REDACTED], and then [REDACTED] goes to [REDACTED], spraying [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all [REDACTED]. And there’s just [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] everyw[REDACTED], and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to [REDACTED]. Blood starts [REDACTED] [REDACTED] inside [REDACTED], when suddenly the [REDACTED] realizes [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

“The aristocrats!” lol 😛

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