Ke$ha Don’t Make No ¢

Sure Ke$ha’s a hot American commodity (of sorts), but the Internet just told me that she is worth $9 million.
But to increase her international appeal, she’s exchanged herself into the currency of whatever country she goes to on tour. Here’s some examples:

Russian Ruble

Symbol: PP

Ke$ha has 301547946.12 rubles

In Russia she’s called: skiPPable


Bolivian Boliviano

Symbol: Bs

Ke$sha has 62189914.18 bolivianos

In Bolivia she’s called: B.S. 


Croation Kuna

Symbol: Kn

Ke$ha has 51790500.00 Kuna

In Croatia she is called: Kneepads 


Canadian Dollar

Symbol: $ (Also called the “loonie”)

Ke$ha has $9478800.00 in Canada

In Canada she’s called: That Crazy Bitch Please Leave Our Country, EH? 


Estonian Kroon

Symbol: EEK

Ke$ha has 105572700.00 Kroon

In Estonia she’s called: FrEEKin’ A. Lady Put On Some Real Clothes 




About Josh Duke

Josh is an editor for Savage Henry Independent Times, He resides in Arcata, CA. When not performing stand up comedy or performing improv with Random Acts of comedy, you can follow him on Twitter @BonusMcHustle

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