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Sure Ke$ha’s a hot American commodity (of sorts), but the Internet just told me that she is worth $9 million.
But to increase her international appeal, she’s exchanged herself into the currency of whatever country she goes to on tour. Here’s some examples:
Russian Ruble
Symbol: PP
Ke$ha has 301547946.12 rubles
In Russia she’s called: skiPPable
Bolivian Boliviano
Symbol: Bs
Ke$sha has 62189914.18 bolivianos
In Bolivia she’s called: B.S.
Croation Kuna
Symbol: Kn
Ke$ha has 51790500.00 Kuna
In Croatia she is called: Kneepads
Canadian Dollar
Symbol: $ (Also called the “loonie”)
Ke$ha has $9478800.00 in Canada
In Canada she’s called: That Crazy Bitch Please Leave Our Country, EH?
Estonian Kroon
Symbol: EEK
Ke$ha has 105572700.00 Kroon
In Estonia she’s called: FrEEKin’ A. Lady Put On Some Real Clothes
