Dog catchers get an unfair shake. They run around, literally catching animals with rabies so that they don’t bite you and they just aren’t receiving the respect they deserve. Why aren’t people marrying them?
Here is a breakdown of how women think about occupations and their animal occupation counterpart when they are talking with their drunk girlfriends at a bar;
Human Doctor = Rich guy, but no time for you.
Veterinarian = Wowee, marry him, and he probably has actual feelings or he’d be a human doctor.
Human Keeper (prison guard) = Eww, I bet he’s the gross kind of kinky.
Zoo Keeper (animal prison guard) = Awwwwww! How cute. And points because he’d let you pet stuff.
Human Store owner (Slave trader) = No, no no no no.
Pet store owner = How fun! Must be a soft-hearted guy who knows about fishtanks. You might get a super-complicated fishtank.
Human trainer = Ok, we can work with that, but he’s probably full of himself
(that actual horse trainer is hysterical, you should follow him on instagram @jakenodar
Policeman = Will he be cool with how much pot you smoke? Or could he score me free weed!!?
But in reality he saves animals and re-unites them with their owners, and sometimes saves you from rabies, as aforementioned. He is the one who has to remove the deer you hit from the highway. He is probably an extremely caring person. Give the dog catcher a chance.