Letter to the editor #05 (b)

Editor,

This just in: Pizza-ruiner and all-around art-hater Big Pete has just overseen the buffing of Sheik’s monumental mural on the side of Big Pete’s Arcata location. “I wouldn’t have painted anything if I knew he was going to buff it one month later,” said outraged artist Sheik.

“I even used my own paint, time and everything. That mural was two years in the making. I guess he likes shitty baseball murals instead. No wonder his pizza sucks,” said the agitated artist. “If you paint something with a paintbrush, people think it should last forever; if you paint it with a can, people think you can paint over it the next day. I’m going to be eating at Live From New York from now on.”

Sheik

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