Letters to the editor #2 (a)

Dear Editor of Savage Henry, I spotted the complete lie in your story about weird Eureka facts. Kevin Bacon to Eureka in 16 degrees? Ha! You could connect him to the leather armchair at your grandma’s house in fewer degrees. Kevy B. was in “Enemy of the State” with Will Smith who was in “I Am Legend” with Michael Patton who was the lead singer of Faith No More and was BORN IN EUREKA! Don’t toy with me. My brain is freaking huge.

Ami in Fortuna (The Friendly City, so screw you!)

On the nose! The other ten are 100% true. You win a free copy of Savage Henry! You can pick it up at Big Brother Garden Supply. Congratulations. -Ed.

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