Look at This Fucking Oogle

I have to admit … I am secretly fascinated by crust punks. The traveling, train hopping, face tattoo kind. It’s akin to being fascinated with hoarders or people who can’t stop eating couch cushions, I suppose. There’s a shameful voyeuristic tone to the fascination. The idea of, “Fuck it. Fuck everything. Now is awesome. It’s bleeding? Just rub dirt into it,” is appealing in some weird way. The total lack of foresight, like, “How will I support myself when I’m 70,” or, “What happens when the mold on this burrito makes me sick?” is admirable. It’s a serious dedication. I’m being serious right now. I wouldn’t even eat the burrito. I lack the will. I follow this Tumblr called LATFO. It stands for Look At This Fucking Oogle, because Oogle is a self-given name to the under-bridge dwelling, malt liquor drinking, traveling kids who live an unimaginable life that they must really dig to continue. I’m kinda like, “No thanks.” I love clean shit and my bed and this first-hand burrito. But then again, I’m part of the machine.

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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