Cornell Reid and Chris Durant, contributors
With Cum-Fu Grip!
Shows up at your house whether you ordered it or not!
Fits most doorways.
One pack of “Rope Shooter Goo” refill bottle included.
You don’t even play with the action figure, you just watch it play with itself.
Four years after you receive the toy you get a half-assed apology letter.
Cums, I mean, comes with a ticket to see his latest film I Love You, Daddy. But you gotta go watch it at his hotel room.
With 90% more Smug!
Designed, molded, and manufactured all by Louis himself.