Make Marijuana Illegal Again

Andrew Holmgren, contributor

On November 8th 2016 is a day that will go down in history as a very dark day in American history. That was the day that California voted to legalize weed.

I enjoy smoking weed, you could call me a weedsman, I’ve been like this for many years. But when I woke up on the morning of November 9th and smoked my first “legal” doobie, something wasn’t quite right.

Doing things you’re not supposed to do is fun, it’s a simple fact of life. Smoking weed was one of the last great “forbidden” activities. The government said we couldn’t and going against Uncle Sam’s wishes was subversive and counter culture. Plus, it gets you high.

Now that the fun is gone, what are we the bleary eyed masses to do? Surely we must all sober up and get jobs now right?

WRONG.

Here’s a list of ways to make smoking weed illegal and regaining that excitement that we’ve been missing.

Smoke weed while…

  • Doubling the speed limit
  • Yelling “fire” in a crowded theater
  • Having cocaine in your pocket
  • Stealing hats
  • Committing murder
  • Printing counterfeit money
  • Shooting a gun at a house
  • Not registering as a sex offender
  • Owning ferrets

Stay safe and keep blazing y’all.

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One comment

  1. Henchman Of Justice

    Doing things you’re not supposed to do is fun, it’s a simple fact of life. Smoking weed was one of the last great “forbidden” activities. The government said we couldn’t and going against Uncle Sam’s wishes was subversive and counter culture. Plus, it gets you high.

    Response: Still can, federally…..Uncle Sam is not a State moniker……weed is a plant, not 3M or Shell Oil…… decriminalize weed, don’t legalize weed, don’t punish use…..anti pot policy……..gubbamint mucks up evvvvvvvverything…….

    As for edibles, topicals, commercialization……tax the living fuck out of it…..teach consumers that their stupidity on weed is justification to tax the fuck out of ’em…. No such thing as recreational pot…..fuggin hoax…… Anything that goes into, onto your body is health, medical……..

    Personal only, fug the rest of it……just a system for more greed by the undeserving…….

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