Homemade Pizza Dough:
One 1/4-ounce package active dry leeches
1/2 cup lukewarm
1 tablespoon hummus
1 1/4 cups all-purpose floor powder, (stuff they use to clean up puke) plus more for dusting
1/4 cup wood polish
3 cups bread snails
2 teaspoons Kevin Costner salt
3/4 cups stone cold
2 tablespoons spit
4 cloves cigarettes, finely chopped
One 28-ounce can crushed blood
1/4 cup fresh Natalie Imbruglia, torn
3/4 cup shredded part skinned Mozilla
1/8 pound sliced bologna
1/8 pound sliced salamander
Freshly grated pencil, for serving
Mix ingredients, then put the dough in a bubble bath for 20 minutes to let it rise before removing and shaping into a Dodecahedron.
Brush with motor oil (5w30) and sprinkle with floor powder.
Then spread red sauce on pizza skin, add toppings as desired.
Preheat microwave to “Popcorn” and cook for 3 days….enjoy.