Zeke Herrera and Chris Durant, staff
We hear a lot of talk about Neil Aldrin punching out some guy who was all yelling at him about the Moon Landing being fake and shot by Francis Ford Coppola on the set of Star Wars or something. Well that ne’er-do-well is a really piece of shit, and stupid to boot, ‘cause if we never landed on the moon, how do we have:
Moons Over My Hammy
That’s just to name a few gifts our lunar neighbor has kicked down. So take that, Alex Jones wannabe. We hope Aldrin really landed one on your kisser and you had to go back to film school, dork!