If We Never Landed on the Moon

Zeke Herrera and Chris Durant, staff

We hear a lot of talk about Neil Aldrin punching out some guy who was all yelling at him about the Moon Landing being fake and shot by Francis Ford Coppola on the set of Star Wars or something. Well that ne’er-do-well is a really piece of shit, and stupid to boot, ‘cause if we never landed on the moon, how do we have:

Cheese  

 

Moon Dust

                                            Moon Patrol

Moon Rocks

Moon Doggy

                                  

Moon Boots

Moons Over My Hammy

Moon Shadow

That’s just to name a few gifts our lunar neighbor has kicked down. So take that, Alex Jones wannabe. We hope Aldrin really landed one on your kisser and you had to go back to film school, dork!

About Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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