An Obituary for Weed’s First Fatality

Dave Losso, contributor

 

Charles “Chaz” “Dirt Dog” Smith, Jr. died peacefully July 25th in San Fernando after turning an X-Games Porta Potty into a dab rig. He will be remembered for his warm smile and detailed theories about Donnie Darko. He is survived by his parents, Nancy and Charles “Dirt Dog”, Sr., sister Nancy, and dog Rocko, who he fed Busch Light to after homecoming. As per Dirt Dog’s vlog, in lieu of flowers, please send “the most crucial nugs.”

 

Charles “Dirt Dog” Smith, Jr., forever kickflipping toasty in our hearts.

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