Zack Newkirk, staff
Q: What do you call Bobcat Goldthwait when he’s trying to reach his goal weight?
A: Bobcat Goalweight
Q: What do you call Johnny Carson when he’s trying to get his son into his car?
A: Johnny “Car””son”
Q: What do you call Ace of Base when they are playing in a celebrity baseball game?
A: Ace of baseball
Q: What is a bottle of Merlot’s favorite country singer?
A: Merlot Haggard
Q: What do you call The Beach Boys when they are playing a show at the actual beach?
A: The “Beach” Boys
Q: What do you call Nicolas Cage when he’s in a cage?
A: Nicolas “Cage”
Q: What do you call the Beatles when you find out that John Lennon beat his first wife?
A: The “Beat”les
Q: What do you call President Obama when he’s giving a speech?
A: The Kenyan Muslim Barack Saddam Hussein Obama Who Sure As Heck Weren’t Born in No Hawaii, I tell you that much.
Q: What do you call Ice Cube when he’s frozen to death?
A: “Ice” Cube