Raffle Prizes I’ve Won

  • A roll of raffle tickets
  • Gift certificates for restaurants I hate
  • Cum
  • Clothes that don’t fit
  • Gross wine
  • A chance to enter a second raffle
  • A bag of Dab samples (that was tight, actually)
  • A shitty frisbee
  • Karate lessons
  • Free night in jail
  • A two-year transferable degree

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