If Ray Had a Penis #86

Ray Flynn, staff

If I had a penis, I would try to do drugs off of or with it. Drop some acid on there. Maybe roll it in coke and get a long straw. 

I’ve seen people drop doses into their eyeballs and that shit looks painful. I’d rather dose my dick, or better yet, my balls. Then I could really be trippin’ balls.

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