Rejected GI Joe Codenames

Around the ol’ GI Joe HQ they only know each other by their kick-ass codenames: Snake Eyes, Stalker, Gung-Ho, Grunt… really powerful, strong, kick-ass names!

 

But they started running out of names later in the years, and, well… here is the list of names rejected by General Hawk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blow Job – Leaf Blower Operator

Salmonella – Cook

 

Stoner – Slingshot Operator

 

Boner – Comedian

 

Crackhead – Jackhammer Operator

 

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