A couple weeks ago JJ Abrams announced the main cast for Star Wars: Episode VII, Return of the Whateverthefuck.
Not only are Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford returning as their characters from the original trilogy, there a whole array of fringe Hollywood new names as characters yet to be revealed. We got our hands on the second tier roster of actors and their characters. Take a took!
Vladimir Putin as Darth Vlad:
A power hungry ruler of a planet that annexes other smaller nearby planets not giving two fucks what the rest of the universe thinks…Oh, wait, sorry, I got my headlines mixed up there.