If you can cut a large piece of cardboard twice and tape it back together YOU TOO can be a scientist!
Enter your taped cardboard in a Science Fair (siy-unts-fare) and get a big ass ribbon to stick on your wall to cover the fist hole.
Pick something you care about, like
*your mom’s friend with the low cut blouse
Now write it big in the middle of your cardboard, write some other stuff on the sides, slap some pictures on that puppy and WIN BIG, DAWG.
Here are directions to the Science Fair this Friday:
Left on Main, keep to your right when Main Doglegs. Take a right on West North Lane. Park across the street.
Some folks who followed this advice and won big. One boy died, but it’s because his mom parked in front of the building and not across the street.