Rule the Science Fair

If you can cut a large piece of cardboard twice and tape it back together YOU TOO can be a scientist!

Enter your taped cardboard in a Science Fair (siy-unts-fare) and get a big ass ribbon to stick on your wall to cover the fist hole.

Here’s how:
Pick something you care about, like
*pickles
*money
*earthworms
*your mom’s friend with the low cut blouse
*pizza muffins

Now write it big in the middle of your cardboard, write some other stuff on the sides, slap some pictures on that puppy and WIN BIG, DAWG.

Here are directions to the Science Fair this Friday:
Left on Main, keep to your right when Main Doglegs. Take a right on West North Lane. Park across the street.

Some folks who followed this advice and won big. One boy died, but it’s because his mom parked in front of the building and not across the street.

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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