Savage Henry Grow Tips

People e have asked since Savage Henry inception “Why don’t you do a grow advice column?” and we thought since this is our fourth Harvest Issue, now was as good a time as any to debut:

Savage Henry Grow Tips!

Step 1: Get a seed or a clone or something.
Step 2: Plant it in the some soil (Plenty of fine advertisers in this very magazine provide quality products in this department).
Step 3: Water it from time to time.
Step 4: Feed it some nutrients (Plenty of fine advertisers in this very magazine provide quality products in this department).
Step 5: Wait a few months or weeks or something.
Step 6: Pick your “tomatoes” and enjoy them.

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Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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