Shit I Wish Was Extinct

1. Shit.
2. My ex.
3. My tinct.
4. The fart I just lit.
5. Money. No, not really.
6. Bacon worship.
7. Epic hipster moustache bullshit.
8. The word “Epic” as it no longer means anything.
9. That dude that pissed me off earlier.
10. The other guy I fucking hate.
11. Hate.
12. This. Is. The. Worst. Use. Of. Punctuation. Ever. You. Trendy. Mindless. Dip. Shit.
13. Superstitious morons who possess the power and control the access of information and liberties to the few free-thinking people left in this doomed situation of ours.
14. Christianity (see #13).
15. The number 15.
16. Referring to Jameson Irish Whiskey as “J-mo.”
17. Seventeen Magazine.
18. Oedipal panties.
19. Jurassic Park sequels.
20. Dinosaurs.

 

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