Six Beers Deep – Arrgh! Pale Ale

Arrgh! Pale Ale

Lost Coast Brewery

ABV: 5.2%

Ahoy!: So yeah, gotta put it right out there, I’m not a huge fan of Lost Coast Brewery. I wouldn’t say any of them are really all that bad, it’s just that none of them really stand out. I always viewed Lost Coast as that brewery that somehow got onto the shelves at Trader Joe’s, or that beer you bring home to your dad when you come home from winter break so you can introduce him to “microbrew.” Regardless, this is a solid beer. It’s got some fruity notes and piney hoppy business going on that makes me think that this isn’t so bad. Way to go, Lost Coast. Maybe you found your way finally. (Get it, that’s a pun).

Ahoy! again: Ok, I think I can get into this, but I don’t want to tell anyone that I’m into this because of who makes it. Because honestly, who names a beer after a sound that a pirate makes? How about a make a beer and name it after the sound that an ice cream truck makes? Is that weird enough for you?

Ahoy?: So look, I think I have it. There’s a perfect time to serve this beer and that’s Talk Likea Pirate day. Maybe they just want to only seel it that day so taht it can make up for the fact the beer is names something ridiculpous.

Ahoy oh boy: Look, I can’t order this beer in any self-repsoecting establishment. I can’t order an Arrgh! for the same reason i can’t order a moon over my hammmy. It sounds soo ridiculcous to say. How long do i even hold the rrrr for? Can I have another Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh please?

Ahoyyyyyy: Look, I just hope this beer sells so much thtat it can pay off that brewery they built with non union labor. Cuz that’s weird and matters for some reason. ARRRRRRGH.

al;sdkfja: Ok, i think i’ll get in costume next time i drink this bgerer. dress like a pirate and ro som booty. Cuz themed beers are the new thing. screw all thos e double ipas and sours. THEMED BEERS! where’s my ninja beer?

About Josh Duke

Josh is an editor for Savage Henry Independent Times, He resides in Arcata, CA. When not performing stand up comedy or performing improv with Random Acts of comedy, you can follow him on Twitter @BonusMcHustle

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