Six Beers Deep – Blueberry Oatmeal Stout – Buffalo Bill’s Brewery

Blueberry Oatmeal Stout

Buffalo Bill’s Brewery

ABV: 7.5%

It Puts the Lotion on: So I went to their site and it said that this beer is available from November to January. I received this beer in June, which makes me question it’s freshness, mostly because the “blueberry” flavor that they say is in here is something akin to something I’ve found in boxes of Hi-C. Still, it’s not bad. The flavor is robust, the high alcohol keeps you warm, and I’m aiming to get a lot warmer.

I’d Fuck Me: So I guess it’s growing on me. I mean, I’m not a huge fant of oatmeal stouts, but I mean, this one does the trick. I would have almost like to have seen more oatmeal flavor to help make this a little smoother, but I guess they had to leave room for their lames blueberry thing that presents itself for its gimmick so that people like me will be all like “ I think i should drink that” God I’m a suckker.

Fava Beans: Why blueverries? I mean, arent’ there other things that could go well with a stout and not be that? I mean, really they’re purple, but no one wants to be using all those extra syllables. Cuz peoplae are leazy like that.

It Gets the Hose Again: Jicama. That would have been beter than this weird bluebarrery flavor, been more compolimentary to the oatmeal and been just as gimmicky as the stupid fruit they picked, ensuring my novelty purchase. Dude I’m so smart i should be doing thi tfor a living.

Good Evening, Clarice: Ok, so jicama is kinda weird, and it’s a root which i dunno if that works in beer. Are you guys getting all of the Silence of the Lamb jokes, cuz you totally should, that movie is awesome but i wonder if that show is any good.

Have the Lambs Stopped Screaming?: ok, so i’m totally watchign this movie, and its still pretty rad. The first one needs more Ray Liotta being eaten.

Josh is a true professional when it comes to this stuff, so make sure that if you were to follow his example, it would be in a responsible and classy fashion that will keep you on speaking terms with your family and friends. Thanks to Blondies Food and Drink for sponsoring this article.

 

About Josh Duke

Josh is an editor for Savage Henry Independent Times, He resides in Arcata, CA. When not performing stand up comedy or performing improv with Random Acts of comedy, you can follow him on Twitter @BonusMcHustle

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