Six Beers Deep: Rogue Ales Dead Guy Ale

This week’s descent into beerblivion – a German Maibock-style ale (whatever that is) that not only draws its logo’s inspiration from Dia de los Muertos, but also has a lingering informal association with Grateful Dead fans. It clocks in at 6.5% ABV. Here goes.

5th to Last Beer
So it’s a little sweet, has a tangy finish, and is actually quite drinkable for a beer this strong. Read something that said the labels glow in the dark, too, but I’m not about to try that here. It’s one thing to drink alone, it’s a whole new level of depravity in itself to drink alone in the dark.

Countdown to Beerstinction
So why would they want this thing to glow in the dark? I mean, it’s not like it can be so that we can find them when it’s dark; refrigerator’s have lights for that. I dunno, maybe they assume the people drinking this have the $9.99 to spare to drink alone in the dark, but still want to be able to find their beers.

Beer #3: The Hump Day of My Six-Pack
As soon as i finish this beer, I have been halfway through this six-pack of sweet, lovely goodness. I wonder if i will have a headache tomorrow. I wonder If i will ever be a firefighter.

May the Fourth be in my Belly
Why work for a six pack when you can just buy onhje every week and get five cents a bottle from the nice manm at the recycling center who knows you by first name by now. Speaking of recycling, I don’t klike the Grateful Deade. I turned the lights off, but at least i know where my last two beers are. It’s also 11:30 in the morning so i can see anyway.

I find if only slightly ironic that shis beer has to do with the gratefual dead and Phil Lesh has had like three liver transplant or soemthing. Maybe I’ll wrirte him a letter about this, assusming he can read.

Dear God No
I dunno if i can do this, guys. This is a tough one. I’m gonna push through though. Push you for all of you, and my new liver phil.I love you all.

About Josh Duke

Josh is an editor for Savage Henry Independent Times, He resides in Arcata, CA. When not performing stand up comedy or performing improv with Random Acts of comedy, you can follow him on Twitter @BonusMcHustle

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