Statistically Speaking

Statistics is the most fun branch of the formal sciences. If it was a real branch it would be about 3-feet off the ground, cut off 8 inches from the tree and covered in a lubed condom. Oh my Jesus…..this is what writing is like after half of a bottle of Pino Greej. That’s what my girlfriends and I call it. Pino Greej.

If you suck at math, you will be good at statistics. It can be applied to real life. Here is an example:

You suck at math. You sign up for statistics. You are good at it! Yaay!

Statistical methods can summarize or describe a collection of data. Here is a collection of data about SARS in China (above).

As you can see, SARS is a majestic red mountain with smaller differently colored foothills. Beautiful!

Here are some other statistics:
One eightythousandth of our readers translates into about a 13th of one person.

The amount of money I get to write this is statistically insignificant.

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! You can send her emails! You can send her presents! 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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