Statistically Speaking

Statistics is the most fun branch of the formal sciences. If it was a real branch it would be about 3-feet off the ground, cut off 8 inches from the tree and covered in a lubed condom. Oh my Jesus…..this is what writing is like after half of a bottle of Pino Greej. That’s what my girlfriends and I call it. Pino Greej.

If you suck at math, you will be good at statistics. It can be applied to real life. Here is an example:

You suck at math. You sign up for statistics. You are good at it! Yaay!

Statistical methods can summarize or describe a collection of data. Here is a collection of data about SARS in China (above).

As you can see, SARS is a majestic red mountain with smaller differently colored foothills. Beautiful!

Here are some other statistics:
One eightythousandth of our readers translates into about a 13th of one person.

The amount of money I get to write this is statistically insignificant.

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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