I was in Portland the other week, and boy howdy there are a lot of strip clubs. To make things worse, nearly every restaurant has some crazy suggestive name that sounds like like a strip joint, so really its just a crapshoot as to whether boobies get rubbed in my face or I order an appetizer of Clam strips. Of the following, can you tell which is which?
Gartner’s Country Meat Market Salt & Straw
Otto’s Sausage Kitchen Riverside Corral
The Sugar Cube
The Pie Spot