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Five Guys Burgers and Fries – Santa Cruz (on acid)

Josh Van Lockant, contributor   Walking in after getting up enough nerve to leave the park bench after the Hog Farm acid really kicked in, I was immediately struck by the checkered motif. It felt like I was in that “Don’t Come Around Here No More” Tom Petty video. And then I got sad about Petty and then the fucking …

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Other Things To Lick To Get High

Staff Willie Nelson’s Balls The Inside of Dr. Foxmeat’s Mouth Pull Cord on the Bus Any CD by 311 Banana Slugs Rat Piss The Color Green Jerry Garcia Your Cousin Greg’s Tie-Dyed Shirt A Moose Any Rock The Carnival The Roof of a Dog’s Butthole Any and All Blood Air Horn from any Reggae Festival Pop Rocks The Palm of …

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How To Make Sure You Have A Good Trip

So you’re going to try hallucinogens. Great! But you’re a little scared because you’ve heard a lot of news stories about people having bad trips and doing kooky stuff! There was that one guy that ripped his nuts off, then there’s that other guy who cut his nuts off, oh and I almost forgot about the guy that chopped his …

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If Ray Had a Penis #86

Ray Flynn, staff If I had a penis, I would try to do drugs off of or with it. Drop some acid on there. Maybe roll it in coke and get a long straw.  I’ve seen people drop doses into their eyeballs and that shit looks painful. I’d rather dose my dick, or better yet, my balls. Then I could …

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My Interview with an Alex Grey Painting

Evan Vest, contributor For this issue I really wanted to interview renowned psychedelic artist Alex Grey, but unfortunately my e-mails were never returned. I assume Alex is too busy at a farmers market or making a homebrew, something cool like that, so all is forgiven. The good news is that I took a phatty rip of some DMT off a …

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Did I Take Too Much Acid or Not Enough

Is that a pterodactyl or did the sky just break open in a really trippy way? It could just be a cloud, or maybe when those dudes said Jesus was coming back, they meant meant Jurassic. They sound similar. Why is the moon so bright? It’s probably because of the fluorescent lights that are inside what the moon truly is: …

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