Tag Archives: Adam Jacobs

Avoid These Common Harvest Season Injuries

Adam Jacobs, contributor   Hallelujah, it’s harvest season, that wonderful time of year when our botanical bounty is ripe for the smoking. While this is truly a magical time, we also must be aware of the serious dangers that come with copious amounts of ganja flooding our bongs. I’m not a doctor but I have spent some time in a …

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Romeo Dance Cheetah – “The Air Guitar Song”

Adam Jacobs, contributor Romeo Dance Cheetah is a comedy music group in the mold of Tenacious D and Ween, except those bands are funny. Their newest single, The Air Guitar Song, is as funny as cutting your own balls off.   Note to self; never listen to musical comedy again as long as Romeo Dance Cheetah is still around… Rating: …

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Visceral Candy Feat Tim Stiles

Adam Jacobs, contributor Remember when hip-hop was fun and not centered on money, drugs, and crime?   Well, Seattle area MC Tim Stiles sure does, as he collabs with the legendary beat maestros Visceral Candy. The result is a refreshingly fun musical experience full of dope rhymes, catchy hooks, and beats made to blow your speakers. Cranks the bass, crack …

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The 10 Pizza Commandments

Adam Jacobs, contributor   Look, we all know that Noah was full of shit and the 10 commandments weren’t really about morals and whatnot, they were about pizza. The glorious food that is bound to be President one day, if we are lucky. Stop trying to act like you wouldn’t vote for pizza.   Anyway, Jesus was crazy about pizza. …

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Space Tourism Is Gonna Suck

Adam Jacobs, contributor Space is just like Earth: rich people always go first and no one can hear you scream, ’cause let’s face it, nobody gives a shit. With companies like SpaceX and Orbital Sciences building prototypes for passenger spaceships, commercial space tourism is around the corner. These companies want to make space travel affordable to the mega rich, so …

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Brunch Like a Deal Douche … a Brouchebag!

Adam Jacobs, contributor Brunch used to be just a late lunch, but now brunch has been hi-jacked by bottomless mimosa terrorists, the uber hipster douche. We call them Brunch Douche bags… or The Brouchebag. We can’t lose brunch, it’s too important to curing our hangovers and allowing us to sleep in on the weekends. These tips will help you fit …

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Dumpster Dive with Dignity

Adam Jacobs, contributor It’s hard out here for a pimp, so imagine how hard it is for an underemployed comedian living in a big city. Week to week we struggle to make ends meet, so some of us are forced to “go shopping” in less traditional ways. Some people work second jobs to put food on their family’s tables, and …

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It’s THE Hottest Way to Die

Adam Jacobs, contributor Hollywood has spoken, and the newest and hottest way to die is no longer the industry standard drug overdose… It’s Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Drug overdoses were all the rage for decades, with dozens of famous people dying at the top of their career. But, as we all know, Heath Ledger ruined all the mystique of an accidental drug …

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The Juan Maclean – In A Dream

Adam Jacobs, contributor  The Juan Maclean’s music sounds like what a dude with a MacBook and a handful of Adderall performing at Coachella would play.  The album starts off with a driving track that made me feel like I was in a video game, yet also made me nervous that someone would hear me listening to the song. Repetitive bass …

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Trimmers, May I suggest Santa Cruz?

Adam Jacobs, contributor Are you suffering from PTSD (Post Trim Season Disorder)? Do you want this trim season to last forever? The money you make isn’t going to last all year long, at least not if you’re livin’ on the grid like some chump. Trimming is a lifestyle, so why only do it for a few months a year? Instead, …

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