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Zombie Bunny

Aaron Pitcher, contributor   HUMBOLDT COUNTY, NV – A whole new means of amusement opened up Tuesday for Union Township resident Michael “Mikey” Rasmussen, Jr., 5, when he discovered that his parents’ glass water pipe, valued at $149.99 from Purple Haze Gift & Boutique, made what in his mind amounts to one sweet ray gun.   The child, described variably …

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Leave a Message at the Bong

When I was in high school I had a handful of worthless buddies and a GMC Jimmy. My worthless buddies were worthless partially because they were total stoners and partially because they needed ME to cart them around so they could do their bong-smoking in places like: a) a walnut orchard b) Caesar’s house because his uncle didn’t care c) an …

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A Cautionary Tale of Tolerance

Leslie Small, contributor I’m a woman with an almost superhuman ability to smoke weed. It’s a gift, really. People are often surprised by my tolerance, which I understand to an extent, considering I’m a petite woman. It’s a blessing and a curse; with great power comes great responsibility and this was an instance I learned that lesson. I had a …

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