Tag Archives: cannabis

Bud Time – Strain: Hot Berry – Grower: Sunrise Mountain Farms

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors           Strain: Hot Berry Grower: Sunrise Mountain Farms   Redbeard: It’s a total mindfuck. You get caught up in this very flavorful bouquet of berries and like, pepper and cheesecake, then you realize that you’re levitating and your third eye is way wide open and hella bloodshot. I’ve never gotten …

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Ngaio Bealum is no stranger to Humboldt County

Few things say weed and comedy more than Ngaio Bealum. The Sacramento-based comedian has been smoking and telling jokes across the country for years, even back when you had to go to the Bayshore Mall to see stand-up. He’ll be returning to Humboldt Feb. 7 to do a set at Humbrews.   Savage Henry: What was it that pushed you …

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Dank Tricks To Pull At The Trim Scene

So you’re stuck trimming deep in the woods and you have nothing to entertain yourself with, except for that guy from Argentina who keeps accidentally trimming his dreads off, and this magazine. Sure, that Argentinian is hilarious, but he’s almost out of dreads. He only has two left, one above each ear so he kinda looks like a rasta rabbi. …

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Sympathetic Grower Can’t Bring Himself to Smoke ‘Susan’

Aaron Pitcher, contributor   Marijuana cultivation can be a rewarding experience, replete with the promise of fat wallets and fatter sacks. Those in the grower community, however, understand that it comes with inherent risk. Maybe the plants won’t take. Maybe it’s illegal for you. Maybe you huff your profits in three days of heavy post-harvest fiendin’. These pitfalls are widely …

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Top Weed Combos

Evan Vest, contributor   Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Chips and Salsa. Guns and Butts. There have been many great combos throughout history, but the crazy thing about weed is that it combines well with EVERYTHING! Literally everything is made better by weed. Here are some of my favorite things that go great with blazin’ out.           …

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Broke Motherfucking Ricks Almanac

Josh Argyle, staff   Most historians will tell you that Poor Richard’s Almanac was written and published by Benjamin Franklin. They will also tell you that it contains information about weather patterns, farming tips, and philosophic ramblings. However, most historians won’t tell you that, like most things in history, Benjamin Franklin stole this idea from a lesser-known farmer. Until recently …

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An Article Only About Pot And Marijuana And Nothing Else At All

Tiffany Greysen, contributor   In this article I’m going to talk about smoking pot and getting high with blunts and bongs.   Dear Gentle Reader,   Now that we’ve gotten past my editors, I want to discuss something that’s close to my heart. I want to talk about theme ideas that I’ve submitted to my beloved Savage Henry editors that …

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The History of Dabs

Tom Bomb, contributor   There are many who believe dabs (oil) started back in the days of Moses and the “Burning Bush,” and for good reason — God supposedly told Moses that he can make a “healing oil” that can be used as medicine. Anyone who has taken a CBD dab can tell you that’s EXACTLY what God was describing. …

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Ben’s 10 Volume LXXXIX: Rock Star Smoking Techniques

For the benefit of you fine readers out there, the Music Research and Development Department at Savage Henry Independent Times spent the last four months conducting interviews with some of music’s brightest stars. The questioning mostly consisted of their preferred methods of getting high and all things marijuana-related. What follows is incredible insight into the these dope fiends and their …

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Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Fatbol Farms Strawberry Fields Redbeard: Man, it’s so rad how all these fruity weeds taste so much like the name. This one definitely lives up to the name. It tasted like your scented Strawberry Shortcake doll smells now. Plus Fatbol is the coolest. Weed, your swoosh is here. 10 out of 10 empty Boone’s …

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