Tag Archives: cats

How to Tell If Someone is Weird

Evan Vest, contributor   Everybody is a little weird in their own right, but some definitely stand out more than others! Here are some major tells that let you know you are dealing with a grade-A weirdo.   They have INFOWARS.COM written on their forehead Look out! This guy is advertising his favorite website for free. The weird thing here …

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Barry

Mikey Walz, contributor I live with a cat named Barry. Note that I say “I live with a cat” and not that I “have a cat”. The cat belongs to my girlfriend and was already here when I moved in. In this way, I have felt more like a cat step-dad than a cat owner. It doesn’t help that I’m …

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Things My Cat Ruined by Puking on Them

William Toblerone, contributor When my cat tore open a large container of shredded parmesan cheese and devoured the contents, I thought he might get a little sick.  When I woke up the next morning, he had thrown up all over everything.  Well, not everything, but a lot of stuff.  Here’s an inventory of the things my cat destroyed with his …

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The History of Dressing Up Cats Like Little Gentlemen

You’d think that an animal with such a highly visible butthole would be more modest, but cats are the snootiest of animals. People have been exaggerating the kitty cat’s uppityness with clothing and mustaches from time immemorial. There are cave paintings in Africa of lions and tigers sporting dandy little pinstriped pants and monocles even before the invention of the …

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