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Savage Henry Dating Tips

  Dating can be scary, what with the hygiene, the shame, the pressure, etc. et hoc genus omne. But fear not: with these handy guidelines, you’ll be wowing your potential mate from moment one. Hark:   TIPS FOR MEN   1) Arrive wearing a scary mask that might startle your date into having a good laugh. Bonus points if they …

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A PG Date

Sam DiSalvo, contributor I spent most of my tweens plucking my eyebrows bare in order to look pretty and hairless, a la Hilary Duff. I have black hair, am Middle Eastern and Italian (read: layer of hair over entire body), and had no boyfriends in Good Charlotte, so I was 0 for 3 in my Hilary Duff morph. Not only …

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