Tag Archives: Dinosaur Issue

Vince Carter’s Raddest Dunks

I love basketball, and I love people who dunk basketballs through the basket hoop. Vince Carter was a guy who used to slam dunk like nobody’s business, and his travails are well-documented. Here follows a breakdown of Carter’s bests dunks. 5) November 12, 2005: Carter dunked hard on Alonzo Mourning, then wrapped his legs around Mourning’s neck, strangling him to …

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The Savage Henry Interview with Tyrannosaurus Rex

Samahtha Gilweit, contributor With the launch of the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World, Universal Pictures’ marketing department used stem cell technology to actually reanimate a Tyrannosaurus Rex for the film’s launch and press tour. Savage Henry contributor, Samantha Gilweit sat down for a one-on-one interview with the infamous reptile. SH: Tyrannosaurus Rex, thanks so much for taking the time …

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Were Dinosaurs Born Gay or is Dino Society to Blame?

Let’s face it, we all know why dinosaurs went extinct: they were gay. See once a species is 100% gay not only do they stop reproducing, but god also sends a meteor crashing into Earth destroying all life. But are we to believe these liberal neo-scientists who claim that all dinosaurs were born gay, or are we to trust our …

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Ayurvedic Dinoscopes: Your Jurassic Star Sign’s Forecast for 2015

Sam Greenspan, contributor For the uninitiated, Dinoscopes are an alternative to alternative astrology’s alternative altar for reading the spheres. By consulting carbon data, our shamanic traditions have allowed us to calculate-ish the absolute precise-ish corresponding terrible arcane beast that directly corresponds to your common flavor of star sign. Be ready for an exciting 2015 through the lens of your new(ish)found …

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Supper In Uyghurville

I knew Severin Knowles was bad news from the first email, but this didn’t stop me from accepting sight unseen his dubious offer of housing, flight reimbursement and airport pick-up as part of a package employment deal with the English language newspaper he published in Beijing. The last promise made was the first he broke. My plane landed at 8, …

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The Flintstoners

We got a look at the treatment of the new cartoon that rips off the Flinstones by making it “420 friendly.” The changes are mainly in names of characters and other aspects of Bedrock like this: Fred’s last name is subtly changes from Flintsone to Flinstoners Barney’s last name goes from Rubble to Bubbler Bam Bam is now called Bammer …

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Dinosaur Facts

Movies About Dinosaurs Spawn Awful Sequels Everyone knows that the first Jurassic Park was only good because it was the first time the world got to see the benefits of GMOs, and that the Land Before Time is a good movie to show your kids if you don’t want them believing in the Bible. However, few people rarely take the …

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Dinosorta

Some things are almost dinosaurs. They are Dinosaurish. Dinosauresque. Here is a stupid list of these things since, from internet data, we know you people like lists. Chickens Did you know that there is a sack full of rocks inside of every chicken? That is the only thing I learned in high school Ag class. Old Smokers Every cigarette you …

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Howlin’ Rain – Mansion Songs (ALBUM OF THE MONTH)

We last heard from Howlin’ Rain on 2012’s sprawling The Russian Wilds. It was an album written, arranged, and meticulously recorded over five years and executive-produced by industry icon Rick Rubin. While it lacked the copious amounts of cocaine and relationship turmoil, the record was equivalent to Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours in its scope and ambition. Most songs stretched over the …

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