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Bud Time – Strain: Hot Berry – Grower: Sunrise Mountain Farms

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors           Strain: Hot Berry Grower: Sunrise Mountain Farms   Redbeard: It’s a total mindfuck. You get caught up in this very flavorful bouquet of berries and like, pepper and cheesecake, then you realize that you’re levitating and your third eye is way wide open and hella bloodshot. I’ve never gotten …

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The Audacity of Soap

Evan Vest, contributor   In the later 1990s, Ryan Jaunzemis was the king of soaping, a sport that combined elements of skateboarding along with what now would be called parkour. Using shoes with a grind plate attached at the bottom, Ryan was soaping his way into magazines and sponsorships, until an e-mail blunder cost him almost anything. The short documentary …

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How to Tell If Someone is Weird

Evan Vest, contributor   Everybody is a little weird in their own right, but some definitely stand out more than others! Here are some major tells that let you know you are dealing with a grade-A weirdo.   They have INFOWARS.COM written on their forehead Look out! This guy is advertising his favorite website for free. The weird thing here …

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Bud Time – Humboldt Organic Gardens – Cali Sour

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors   Matt: Cali sour is this dope, funk packed nugget of straight up acidic diesel doj. The smoke gives you that nostril burn that makes you remember why you wanted to get woke to begin with. This shit will make ur third eye water like a mother fucker. 420 Greasy Lawn Darts   Evan: …

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Top Weed Combos

Evan Vest, contributor   Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Chips and Salsa. Guns and Butts. There have been many great combos throughout history, but the crazy thing about weed is that it combines well with EVERYTHING! Literally everything is made better by weed. Here are some of my favorite things that go great with blazin’ out.           …

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Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Fatbol Farms Strawberry Fields Redbeard: Man, it’s so rad how all these fruity weeds taste so much like the name. This one definitely lives up to the name. It tasted like your scented Strawberry Shortcake doll smells now. Plus Fatbol is the coolest. Weed, your swoosh is here. 10 out of 10 empty Boone’s …

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Bud Time – Sprig THC-infused Soda

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Redbeard: I fuck with soda. It’s like easily the best invention because it’s rad and water is fucking gross. Sprig not only doesn’t taste like weed, it’s fucking super potent. Like I felt the fear after like two of them. Or maybe it was four, shit’s so good. Next time I get my hand …

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Alternative Names for Bands

Evan Vest, contributor   It’s really embarrassing when I get the name of a band wrong, so instead of owning up to my ignorance, I just tell people it’s an alternative name for that band. Here are a few of my favorites.   Grateful Dead: Jerry and the Boys Rolling Stones: Mick Jagger and His Skeleton Crew   Phish: Fish …

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Worst Pizzas to Eat High

Evan Vest and Matt Redbeard, contributors   Being high and eating pizza is definitely the best thing on earth, no doubt. But deciding what kind of pie you want to go with while you’re baked can be a tricky decision. The wrong kind of pizza can ruin your high, so we feel responsible for letting you know which kind of …

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The Rise and Fall of Munch’s Make Believe Band

Evan Vest, contributor The early 90s saw the birth of a new era of alternative rock, and no other band encapsulated this experimental phase more than Munch’s Make Believe Band. Getting their start in a grimey Chuck E. Cheese establishment in San Jose, CA, the Make Believe Band sought to re-invent the already vibrant animatronic rock movement made popular by …

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