Tag Archives: food

Cooking Tips

It’s that time of the year again — time to eat. Here are some good tips for making the process of food preparation easier: *To soften a package of cream cheese, hurl it balefully into a roaring fireplace *Tenderize your meat by whispering your undying devotion to it *For those hectic moments when you don’t have a minute to spare, …

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Recipes for the Wealthiest Children in the World

Justin Alan, contributor Hello parents (or more likely, nannies), and welcome to a fun little adventure in cooking. I know cooking for children can sometimes be trying on the patience when you are one of the wealthiest parents (or more likely, work for the wealthiest parents and secretly daydream about framing them for fraud and evening the score a little), …

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Fast and Easy Pizza Recipe for Busy Weeknights

From the desk of the New York Times Food Editor   No one has enough time. We have to work, take the kids to soccer practice, harp lessons, Juilliard tryouts, and after all that, meet with our assessor to haggle over prices for any Jean-Guillaume Deshupartrie (the Brooklyn artist, not the French-Albanian mass-murderer) piece we might want in our foyer. …

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In the Kitchen with Danny Palumbo

“People always ask me how I quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey. Vicodin. Every time I wanted a cigarette, I instead had a Vicodin. Then every time I wanted a Vicodin, I had a Vicodin. I like Vicodin.” It’s jokes like that that helped Austin based comic Danny Palumbo win the title of 2015’s “The Funniest Person in Austin.” Sure, comedy …

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Is This Breakfast?

Andrea Bartunek, contributor They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, because it is. It’s not good to skip it and you have to at least put something in your body. You usually wake up in the morning starving, hungover and reach for the closest form of food. To make this more entertaining, start playing a game …

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Morning Cocktail Pairing with Monsieur Justin Gomes

Justin Gomes, contributor Good ‘morrow to you, dear reader. Welcome, have a seat here at the bar. I can see you’re a man/woman/(write your own!:______) in need of a hearty mother-approved breakfast. Well, fortunately for you, I am a master stonedommelier. I, along with Chef Boi R.D., have prepared a menu that is sure to delight. 2 Eggs poached, Peppered …

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Restaurant Review: My Kitchen

Gaining weight like a man when you’re a man is manly. Gaining weight like a man when you are a short 30-year-old woman is depressing. My tramp stamp was frowning.That’s no good. So I cut out the sugar and saved my ass from being swallowed by my muffin top. I have uttered the phrase “I’d rather be dead than live …

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Have you seen Michael Phelps’ training diet?

Chris Durant, staff When the Olympics were happening all the sportscasters made a big deal about Chris Durant, staff Michael Phelps’ 10 zillion calorie diet. When they would read off his daily menu it sounded really familiar and inspired me to believe I am a world-class athlete too. It also should have put to rest any doubts that Phelps’ smokes mad weed. …

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