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How to Lose a Lighter in 10 days.. Or hours..

Heather Lima, contributor   DAY 1 Go to every fucking gas station until you come across the perfect decal that says, “Hey, I’m original as fuck.” This will ensure that everyone is going to be fucking with your fire game.   DAY 2 Take your lighter to a crowded bar and offer your Bic to every drunk person who needs …

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The Shoechucker: Phuck Pharma

Choada Salinas, Columnist No one’s rights are threatened, no one’s freedom is threatened, no one’s trying to control the people. What this administration finally succeeded in doing is enact a plan for health care 100 years in the making and significantly less comprehensive than previous plans. This is what really seems to be happening here: Health care reform threatens several …

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