Tag Archives: Future Issue

Other Ways the Delorean Was Used

Movies are supposed to be about two hours long. And even though the Back to the Future franchise had 3 installments they just didn’t have enough time to show you all the other ways the Delorean was used. Lucky for you, I know! October 19th, 1985: Doc Brown goes back to October 1st, 1985 to pay his cable bill so …

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Movies That Take Place In A Future In The Past

Zeke Herrera, Staff Movies that take place in the future aren’t always 100% accurate. In the movie 2012 John Cusack is still moderately successful so obviously that movie didn’t really happen, but in 2001: A Space Odyssey they had Velcro shoes and Stanley Kubrick is nowhere to be found, so it’s not entirely false.  Here’s the differences between the movies …

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Learning Day: A Screenplay

INT. DINER – DAY A young COP walks into the diner and looks around. A grizzled DETECTIVE at a booth in a dark corner waves the cop over. The cop sits down. DETECTIVE You the new kid? COP Yes sir. Nice to meet you, Detective. I’m looking forward to riding around in your car today and learning.  DETECTIVE Kid, consider …

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Six Beers Deep: Hell or Highwatermelon Wheat Beer

Hell or Highwatermelon Wheat Beer, ABV: 4.9% 21st Amendment Brewery This first one is seedless: So I’m going to admit that I have had this beer before at festivals, and have never once liked it. I even once gave it the “Most likely to be poured out on the ground in disgust” award, but I figured that I would give …

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An open letter to Capt. Jean Luc Picard

Ensign Cornelius Smith, contributor Hi Captain Picard. How’s it going? I was just dropping a line to see if it was at all possible to switch my uniform color from red to any other color. Rest assured, it’s not a vanity thing at all, more of a self preservation thing. You see, I’ve noticed that when a lot of my …

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Captcha Records I N T R O D U C I N G . . .

Leah Brzezinski, contributor  Do you dig experimental psychedelic rock and punk? Lots of noodling around on electric guitars and random saxophone and synth solos? Do you wish you could check out a well-curated sampler of semi-obscure tracks without having to search high and low? If you answered “yeah, I guess” to one or more of the above, then download this …

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Same Sh%t, Different Year

Andrea Bartunek, contributor Theories about the future are pretty generic. Teleporters, flying cars, robots, minimalistic tall buildings, aliens — these are givens. Our major cities will be up and running with technological advances, but technology and things in general will be just as annoying to deal with as in our present-day life. Teleportation will have been invented but it will …

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Welcome To Jefferson

Wha’gwan, my Jeffersons! Welcome to The Enlightened State of Jefferson. We are most pleased and gratituded to get you guys all situated in your new life here. Please let me introduce myself; my name is Hambone, and I am your official Caretaker. Now let me tell you all what’s up with the changes, and what we’re all about. The state …

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The Superego Superinterview

In case you don’t know, Superego is a groundbreaking podcast that combines classic radio drama with modern absurdist improv comedy. Admittedly, that explanation fails to capture just how funny this series is. So, if you have yet to check out Superego, stop reading this and go download a few episodes – any episodes will do – then come back and …

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Table Of Contents Aug. 2030

Table of Contents from a future issue of Savage Henry August, 2030 Pg…………………………………Story title 3 …………………………………234 pages of letters from all the inmates who write us 238………………………………..Catty Mean Old Lady 239..………………………………Six Ensures Deep with Josh Duke 241…..……………………………Ben’s…..Ben’s…..Ah fuck it I forgot 243………………Music Reviews, probably another fuckin’ record from Guided By Voices 244…………………………………The Rite Aid Velcro Laced Shoetosser 245…………………………………Humboldt’s Most Eligible …

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