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Sean Green’s Sports Gambling Podcast – Plan B Edition

Sean Green, contributor Plan A was to win a ton of money gambling on the Super Bowl, but you’re one of the millions of losers who didn’t win. Don’t worry. Enter Plan B: This failsafe list of ways to win back that easy money you missed out on during the big game. Fix A Small-Time College Basketball Game This mob …

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Sports Gambling Podcast Column

Sean Green, columnist We can all agree that when it comes to breaking down the food pyramid, that meat is the clear favorite. Fruits and vegetables are out, for obvious reasons, and grains have their moments, but meat is a consistent winner year after year. As we all know, though, not all meats are created equal, so here are my …

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When Is It the Right Time to Play Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler?”

We live in a complicated world. Wars, droughts, crime, and adorable, yet deadly bear attacks. The last thing you need is to not know the appropriate time to play “The Gambler.” Well, lucky for you we compiled a guide to help you with just that. Making sweet love: Of course play “The Gambler,” stupid!  Jesus Christ, if this is even …

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Always Bet on Black: Wesley Snipes’ Guide to Gambling

Adam Jacobs, contributor If I know one thing, it’s when Wesley Snipes gives you advice, you take it. I met Wesley Snipes at a 4th of July party in Venice, California just weeks before he began his prison term for tax evasion. He was rolling on ecstasy, drinking water like it was going out of style, and was wearing an …

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21 Safe Bets

In today’s gambling world, you really have to watch where you lay your money down. In America there is a lot of money being made off of people accidentally screwing up. Chances are pretty good that you too have been taken advantage of by someone with the position and tools to do so. These days, I am very careful when …

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Vegas Has an Outlaw Brother and His Name Is Reno

Butch Escobar, contributor When people come and tell me about their Vegas trip I make the official “Jack Off” symbol and walk away shaking my head. Look at you with your stupid selfie in front of the Venetian making stupid peace symbols or pointing at air like you’re the first person to “live large” in Vegas. Meanwhile your bank account …

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Kenny Rogers’ Guide to Poker

Keith D, contributor Kenny Rogers here. This is my super system to winning at poker. In this book I will explain how you too can become a poker millionaire. If you’re gonna play the game, you gotta learn to play it right. Know when to hold ‘em. Not only the name of the most popular poker game, “Hold ‘em” is also …

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Communist Red at Roulette Wheel Sick of People Putting Their Money on It

Sam Greenspan, contributor Hailing principles outlined in their lauded screeds of Marxist literature, Red, embattled in a neo-dogmatic war on behalf of the rights of the proletariat, has finally had enough. At a roulette wheel located in Reno, Nevada’s second branch of the Circus Circus Hotel and Casino, Red, undergoing a stern socioeconomic analysis of class relations and societal conflict, …

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The Scott Bowser Casino Rant

Scott Bowser, contributor Years ago I worked on a merchandising crew and spent a lot of time in the Las Vegas area.  Merchandising isn’t as glamorous as it sounds. It’s a bunch of meth addicts setting up displays in supermarkets and retail outlets, but they didn’t mind my alcoholism and we got per diem and mileage. I was quite fond …

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The Rules of Craps

Craps is one of the games with the best odds for the players. But it’s really damn confusing with “pass” and “come” and “the horn” and numbers everywhere… what does it all mean? Well, I’m here to simplify it and hopefully keep you from your money down on junk bets. My dad would tell me “That’s how they build casinos,” …

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