Tag Archives: Harvest Issue #1

Breaking news MOVIES ARE NOT REAL!

The other day I realized with a shock, at the youthful age of 30, that the movies I’d been watching since I was in the tween demographic were full of crap. You see, I’ve been reading a physics textbook I found in a dumpster recently, and it says that in Transporter 2 Jason Statham couldn’t have flipped his car upside …

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Movies to trim to

When you’re trimming, you’ve got a lot of time to kill. You have a repetitive, mindless task before you that has only a monetary saving grace. You’ve already put on that bikini (yes, I’m talking to you, Phil) so you can make $275 a pound, and aside from good company, you need to get a list together of what to …

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Top 5 Ways to Get Rid of the Smell of Weed

Whether you’re a self-made entrepreneur or you’re just “house sitting” for your buddy out of town, the summer has come to a close and the heap of work is done. It’s almost time to reap the rewards of your labor. There’s just a little cutting, drying, bagging, clipping, and shipping to be done before you can kick back, relax, and …

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BULLSHIT AD SLOGANS

  Like a Rock? CHEVY TRUCKS Why it’s complete b.s.: What are they even talking about, crack cocaine? How in the fuck is a pickup truck even remotely like smoking the rock? Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires U.S. FOREST SERVICE Why it’s complete b.s.: Most forest fires are started by lightning. Ergo, unless you’re Zeus, you can’t prevent jack-freakin’-squat. …

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New weed magazines available at your local bookstore

It used to be just High Times. One. One weed magazine on the shelf at Tower Books right next to the porno mags. High Times, that was it. Have you seen how many weed magazines there are lately? It’s ridiculous We just came from the the Cannabis Culture Coverage Conference in Laughlin, Nevada and have a list of new marijuana …

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Restaurant Review: Woodrose Cafe

I have been to the Woodrose Cafe before. It was on the way home from three days of debauchery at Reggae Rising a couple years back. I had been surviving on V-8s and Indian tacos for three days and was ready for a real breakfast. It was packed, but me and two cohorts were sat at the counter pretty quickly. …

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Ben’s Ten: Volume V: Albums to Listen to While Stoned

Although I no longer indulge in “the grass,” I feel I can offer some musical suggestions based on conversations I’ve had with a number of “users” and past experiences. Not surprisingly, mellow, atmospheric recordings seem pleasing to those who’ve recently smoked. I also found instrumental compositions and strange, experimental music seemed popular among the marijuana enthusiast. This is by no …

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You might be uh… Harvest Issue #1

OK, you asked for them back and here they are…The Foxworthy ripoff, uh, I mean inspired, “You might be a….” Please enjoy. new to Humboldt County if… You might be new to Humboldt County if you still pay $50 for and eighth of weed. You might be new to Humboldt County if you have a tan. You might be new …

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Carrying

John Hardin, Contributor Before Proposition 215, my pot habit fit in my pocket: something shy of a quarter-ounce of weed, wrapped tightly in a sandwich bag next to a three-inch antler pipe and Bic lighter. With a pack of rolling papers tucked in my wallet, I still had room in my pockets for keys and a knife. Now, I have …

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