Tag Archives: harvest issue #4

50 Altered States

Andrew Oullette, contributor  This month Savage Henry is all about weed and its legality. Some comics use marijuana to get inspired, but I get my tongue loose before a show with a combination of red wine and Vicodin. Something about an altered state of consciousness helps to blur the line between inappropriate and hilarious; it corrodes inhibitions. Comedy has long been connected to …

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Least Popular Weed Strains

Let’s face it: weed is more popular than ever. Everyone likes to puff on down while listening to Crazytown. The more people that cheif means more people growing the leaf. So back in MY day (3 weeks ago) there were literally only 3 strains of weed: Maui Wowie, Wowie Maui and Yowie Owie Powie. Now-a-days these damn kids have thousands …

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The Ultimate Gamer This month’s review: PlayStation 3 video game console

Robert McManus, contributor Without any Internet connection, or actual video games, this console is pretty much bogus. You can’t even DO anything with it. I connected the PlayStation 3 to my HD television via HDMI cord, and let me tell you, I was bored right out the gate. I was like, “Uh, where’s the fun?” My buddy Wayne Slydell came …

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Scarecrows are Creepy as Hell

Spencer Devine, contributor Scarecrows, as is inherent in their name, are creepy as hell. Scarecrows are golems of straw, decrepit shadows of humanity crucified upon fence posts in the middle of large fields. They are farming accessories used to scare birds away from wide stretches of corn, wheat, or any other tall grass-like crops.These locations are also non- coincidentally easy …

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Piano Thief Says It’s His Last Time Harvesting Organs

Kollin Holtz, contributor ALAMEDA, Ca – An organ thief has come forward in the Bay area to let everyone know he will no longer make the instrument available on the black-market. He’s not going legit, he said; he simply “can’t do it anymore.” When pressed further he made claims that his doc would “kill” him. “I got a herniated disk, …

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Angry Video Game Corner

(Best read in a Boston accent due to the level of anger) (Due to explicit anger this article is rife with run-on sentences) Video game realism is on the rise. Whether it’s sexually transmitted diseases in the new Grand Theft auto, Hooligan riot mode in FIFa Soccer or the probable Haliburton involvement in the new Call of Duty. However there …

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Six Beers Deep: Humboldt Brown Hemp Ale – Nectar Ales – ABV: 5.7%

My First Beer Ever (today): alright, the famous Humboldt Brown Hemp ale. Once upon a time this was actually brewed in Humboldt, but then the brand was bought and moved all the way to Paso Robles, which is only 480 miles south of Humboldt County. Regardless, the Firestone Walker Brewing company who now owns it decided to keep the name. …

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Leave a Message at the Bong

When I was in high school I had a handful of worthless buddies and a GMC Jimmy. My worthless buddies were worthless partially because they were total stoners and partially because they needed ME to cart them around so they could do their bong-smoking in places like: a) a walnut orchard b) Caesar’s house because his uncle didn’t care c) an …

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How Dabs Work

Dabs are small bits of something that you ingest some way. Yeah! If you do dabs, one of the side effects is that you get really serious when someone makes fun of them. Your dad smokes cruddy weed out of old papers that are balled up in a sock in your parents garage. He lights his joint with matches from …

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A Cautionary Tale of Tolerance

Leslie Small, contributor I’m a woman with an almost superhuman ability to smoke weed. It’s a gift, really. People are often surprised by my tolerance, which I understand to an extent, considering I’m a petite woman. It’s a blessing and a curse; with great power comes great responsibility and this was an instance I learned that lesson. I had a …

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