Tag Archives: Harvest Issue

Dank Tricks To Pull At The Trim Scene

So you’re stuck trimming deep in the woods and you have nothing to entertain yourself with, except for that guy from Argentina who keeps accidentally trimming his dreads off, and this magazine. Sure, that Argentinian is hilarious, but he’s almost out of dreads. He only has two left, one above each ear so he kinda looks like a rasta rabbi. …

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How to Lose a Lighter in 10 days.. Or hours..

Heather Lima, contributor   DAY 1 Go to every fucking gas station until you come across the perfect decal that says, “Hey, I’m original as fuck.” This will ensure that everyone is going to be fucking with your fire game.   DAY 2 Take your lighter to a crowded bar and offer your Bic to every drunk person who needs …

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Avoid These Common Harvest Season Injuries

Adam Jacobs, contributor   Hallelujah, it’s harvest season, that wonderful time of year when our botanical bounty is ripe for the smoking. While this is truly a magical time, we also must be aware of the serious dangers that come with copious amounts of ganja flooding our bongs. I’m not a doctor but I have spent some time in a …

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Harvesting the Energy of A Pug

Spencer Devine, contributor   Harvesting the energy of your pug is not an easy thing to do. Everyday exhausted dog owners let their inbred angel-baby-dogs sap them of their vitality, when in fact at the tips of their fingers is one of the most efficient batteries in the world.. The earth is dying, global warming slowly roasting us alive, and …

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Top Weed Combos

Evan Vest, contributor   Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Chips and Salsa. Guns and Butts. There have been many great combos throughout history, but the crazy thing about weed is that it combines well with EVERYTHING! Literally everything is made better by weed. Here are some of my favorite things that go great with blazin’ out.           …

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Give Me Weed Letter

Dear Beloved, Illustrious and Wise Editor, How much I laugh while reading this S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned I am. Send me some dank green to smoke and I promise to tell everyone how funny this S.H.I.T. is. Here’s my address (ADDRESS REDACTED) Thank you, OH Great Editor of S.H.I.T. Best Regards, DogStar PS please send sativa if …

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Broke Motherfucking Ricks Almanac

Josh Argyle, staff   Most historians will tell you that Poor Richard’s Almanac was written and published by Benjamin Franklin. They will also tell you that it contains information about weather patterns, farming tips, and philosophic ramblings. However, most historians won’t tell you that, like most things in history, Benjamin Franklin stole this idea from a lesser-known farmer. Until recently …

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An Article Only About Pot And Marijuana And Nothing Else At All

Tiffany Greysen, contributor   In this article I’m going to talk about smoking pot and getting high with blunts and bongs.   Dear Gentle Reader,   Now that we’ve gotten past my editors, I want to discuss something that’s close to my heart. I want to talk about theme ideas that I’ve submitted to my beloved Savage Henry editors that …

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The History of Dabs

Tom Bomb, contributor   There are many who believe dabs (oil) started back in the days of Moses and the “Burning Bush,” and for good reason — God supposedly told Moses that he can make a “healing oil” that can be used as medicine. Anyone who has taken a CBD dab can tell you that’s EXACTLY what God was describing. …

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Ben’s 10 Volume LXXXIX: Rock Star Smoking Techniques

For the benefit of you fine readers out there, the Music Research and Development Department at Savage Henry Independent Times spent the last four months conducting interviews with some of music’s brightest stars. The questioning mostly consisted of their preferred methods of getting high and all things marijuana-related. What follows is incredible insight into the these dope fiends and their …

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