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Your Mama Jokes That Will Leave Them Crying in Shame

Up your game, baby. You’ve got to bring it hard if you want to diss my mama. To wit:   Your mama is so fat that she broke her leg in a grisly skiing accident. Your mama is so ugly that she wore a mask to go trick-or-treating. Your mama is so fat that her blood type is O-positive, one …

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Obvious Jokes (“Jokes”)

Zack Newkirk, staff   Q: What do you call Bobcat Goldthwait when he’s trying to reach his goal weight? A: Bobcat Goalweight   Q: What do you call Johnny Carson when he’s trying to get his son into his car? A: Johnny “Car””son”   Q: What do you call Ace of Base when they are playing in a celebrity baseball …

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Making Dirty Jokes Clean

Is there anything worse than hearing a dirty joke? Oh good grief! Last week I was at a child’s briss and the mohel (guy who cuts skin off the ding-dongs) was shouting joke after inappropriate joke during the ceremony! Every single joke involved girls hoo-haas and guys bungholes plus all sorts of different types of jizz. I was so grossed …

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The Penniless Punchline

Andrew Oulette, contributor  Forbes estimated Bill Gates to be worth $67 billion. Warren Buffett is at $53.5 billion. Donald Trump is worth $3.2 Billion while Jerry Seinfeld, the top earning comedian of 2013, has a net worth slightly over $800 million … The richest comedian in the world still doesn’t hold a candle to CEO’s or real estate tycoons. If …

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