Tag Archives: Josh Duke

Six Beers Deep: Easy Jack Summer Session IPA

Easy Jack Summer Session IPA Firestone Walker Brewing Company ABV: 4.5% One Beer – So apparently after everyone exhausted all the possibilities of what can be done with an double IPA, the brewing powers-that-be have decided to go backwards, making a low-alcohol IPA that allows you to polish off six or 12 without getting too wasted to go any buy …

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Savage Henry How-to: Write Your Own Obituary

You know what they say: if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself. The newest trend these days is to write the last thing that anyone will read about you, ever. Might as well set the facts straight by penning it yourself. So using excerpts from my own pre-written obit, I present some basic and simple …

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Six Beers Deep: Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA

ABV: 6.4% First Time’s a Charm – So this is another IPA for all of you bitter beer faced people out there. This one comes from Deschutes, that wonderfully diverse Oregon brewery that I like to often compare to our own Mad River Brewery, in that they make a bevy of staple beers that go well with any occasion. This …

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Six Beers Deep: Anchor Saison

Anchor Saison Anchor Brewing Company ABV: 7.2% One for the Money: So this is one of those fancy new (to us) styles of beers that is starting to catch on. I guess everyone decided that overhopping an otherwise good ale and calling it a Double IPA is now yesterday’s news. Saisons are not exactly any specified style, but is genereally …

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I Would Rather Hitchhike

RIDE NEEDED TO PHISH SHOW (Arcata) Looking to get ride to Phish show on 4/30. Ass, cash, or grass, whatever you want. I am totally not a serial killer.   WOULD LIKE TO RIDE YOUR DRAGON (Freshwater) Seeking ride to Redding while I wax philosophy and speak of all the political prisoners in the U.S. that should be freed. Mumia …

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Six Beers Deep – Miller Fortune Lager

Miller Fortune Lager Miller Brewing ABV: 6.9% Why is the first the worst: So you may all be saying, “Hey Josh, why’re you reviewing a big, fancy, not-so-fancy review of a giant commercial brewery?” Well, the answer is, I find it interesting when big breweries try to introduce new products into an already well-established line. Like when Bud made their …

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Which Console Are You?

Because we wouldn’t be self-actualized beings if we didn’t know. 1) You were born in the: A) 1960s or before B) 1970s C) 1980s D) 1990s or later 2) Your ultimate childhood video game goal was: A) Kill Screen B) Minus World C) Unlocking Reptile D) Hot Coffee in San Andreas 3) You bought a Wii because: A) You’re too …

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Me vs. Michaelangelo: What We Both Accomplished by Age 30

Michelangelo Finished sculpture of David at age 26 Me Once got a Killtacular in Halo 3 Michelangelo Made art commissioned by the Pope himself Me Became a certified barista for the Starbucks Coffee Company Michelangelo Didn’t get out much and often slept in his clothes Me Didn’t get out much and slept in my clothes Michelangelo Moved back into his …

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Artist’s Statement

This tableau represents the internal struggle of the proletariat feminist that yearns within the zeitgeist existing in each individual SuperEgo. You can see within it a reckoning of sorts that attempts to break free the bondage of our collect phallic yonni, all while achieving a sense of ordered anarcho-socialism. Along the edges you can observe a detailed representation of my …

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