Tag Archives: Josh Duke

Six Beers Deep: Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout

Flying Dog Brewery ABV: 5.5% 1st Time is a Charm – So here we got a stout made with oysters. A long pull off this and yep, no oysters. Maybe I should’ve gotten a non-oyster riddled stout for a control subject to test this again, but I couldn’t up and say, “This stout needs less oyster!” or “This makes me …

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Six Root Beers Deep

After consulting standards and practices, we learned that we can only portray excessive drinking in such a way that it teaches of the dangers of such activities, or how drinking-inclusive behaviors can contribute to the deterioration of the family structure. So for the sake of keeping this issue PG-rated, and thereby suitable for audiences under the suggested guideline of a …

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Old Timey Superheros

Art by Nuno Amaral Ever wondered what kind of superhero comics people read in Old Timey Times? Sure there was Batman and Superman, but that was certainly not all the world of comics had to offer. One Ton Pinkerton –Daniel McMasterson has always been a big boy, but after a phosphorous accident in the local match factory, he embiggened himself into …

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#44 Six Beers Deep

Anchor Steam Beer ABV: 4.9% Thanks for all the suggestions on beers I should review for this article. It’s nice to know there is a legion of readers out there that would love to do nothing more than suggest beers that are well over 12% and then subsequently watch me deteriorate into renal failure. Keep ‘em coming! In the meantime, …

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What’s in the Savage Henry Liquor Cabinet?

Of course we’re all fancy and shit with our new office! Why wouldn’t we have a liquor cabinet? Then again, what do you even put in a liquor cabinet these days? Here’s our best attempt:  One case of PBR (duh) One bottle of sour mash straight whiskey Jar of maraschino cherries Ice Bitters Rubber Chicken Goldschlager A jar of ceiling …

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Six Beers Deep – The Cocktail Hour

The Old Fashioned 2 oz. Makers Mark Bourbon 2 dashes Angostura Bitters Splash of Water 1 tsp of sugar maraschino cherry orange wedge Alcohol Content: Who cares? Directions: add bitters, water, sugar and fruit into glass. Muddle down fruit into paste. Add bourbon and ice and then stir. Step 1: Look Classy – Ok, this one has to be one …

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Appletinis, a Moral Quandary

So you’re enjoying an appletini alone in the privacy of your favorite bar, when all of the sudden your friends walk in. They see that radioactively-colored firewater flowing down your gullet and you know immediately that you are busted. You know you’re in for a ribbing, and you can tell them all night about this was your first time and …

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Six Beers Deep: Humboldt Brown Hemp Ale – Nectar Ales – ABV: 5.7%

My First Beer Ever (today): alright, the famous Humboldt Brown Hemp ale. Once upon a time this was actually brewed in Humboldt, but then the brand was bought and moved all the way to Paso Robles, which is only 480 miles south of Humboldt County. Regardless, the Firestone Walker Brewing company who now owns it decided to keep the name. …

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Are You Good With Money?

This short and contractually binding quiz will let let you know how good with moolah you are! If you score high, great! If it turns out you’re not good with money, then send it all to us for our own reckless abandon. 1) What’s a good credit score these days? A) 375 B) 680 C) Huh? D) I only borrow …

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Ke$ha Don’t Make No ¢

Sure Ke$ha’s a hot American commodity (of sorts), but the Internet just told me that she is worth $9 million. But to increase her international appeal, she’s exchanged herself into the currency of whatever country she goes to on tour. Here’s some examples: Russian Ruble Symbol: PP Ke$ha has 301547946.12 rubles In Russia she’s called: skiPPable   Bolivian Boliviano Symbol: Bs …

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