Tag Archives: kids

Creepy Toys for Children

Ray Flynn, staff               Teddy Ruxpin – Creepy Mo-Fo that talks and rolls his eyes around. Need I say more?               Furby – Another talking beast with wandering eyes. This one however, is definitely plotting against you. Especially if you have more than one. Howdy Doody – When …

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License to Cuss

  I’m 18 today, you bastards, and guess what? You can’t tell my butt what to do anymore. I’m heading down to the gas station to buy some skoal and a lighter, and there’s nothing you can do about it. And guess what? I’m gonna damn cuss whenever I want from now on. HELL frickin’ yeah. I get to vote …

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Knowledge for Kids

You’ve got a lot to learn, kid. Who’s gonna teach you about the world? Teachers? Not on my watch. Let me guide you with my cumulative knowledge. I lived through rough times so that you don’t have to. Don’t make the same mistakes I made. – If a stork brings you your baby, I’ve got bad news for you: that’s …

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You Kids Got it Easy

I don’t want to go on the “back in my day” tangent, but seriously, you guys get iPad’s and I had a stick with a plastic bottle tied to it. What’s up with that? iWhatever – Yeah what does the i even stand for? If you got one of these things and you don’t know what one of the letters …

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