Tag Archives: LttE

Letter to the editor #06 (e)

Dear Savage Henry, I am a former Humboldt County local that recently moved down to Southern California. I love your magazine but seeing as how I am stuck within the evil clutches of So Cal suburbia I have no way of getting ahold of your wonderful literature. I was wondering if there was any way I might be able to …

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Letter to the editor #06 (d)

Dear Savage Henry, I love movies. I watch a lot of movies. Can’t stand a movie with a rape scene in it, though. Don’t much like rape scenes in magazines either. Some of my favorite movies, on the other hand, feature the winning combination of tattooing (surprise, surprise) and revenge. There’s that winning scene in The Girl With the Dragon …

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Letters to the editor #06 (c)

On page 5 of the September issue you mention a Laramie Valley. I don’t think there’s a Laramie Valley in Humboldt man. There is definitely a Larabee Valley though. – russb emdee Dear russb, Congratulations! Savage Henry Magazine’s intentional misuse of the “Laramie Valley” reference was in fact an Easter egg — a hidden in-joke that you were first to …

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Letter to the editor #06 (a)

Dear Savage Henry, Thank you for printing my letter to the editor in your last issue. Unfortunately Pete did not maliciously paint over my mural like I claimed, but only reluctantly painted over it after some bureaucratic art Nazis from the commie- toilet known as Arcata City Hall forced him to do it. Knowing this I would like to personally …

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Letters to the editor #05 (a)

Editor, I was seriously pissed. A little bit of worry may have blotched that felonious anger, but seriously, i was pissed! SIX WEEKS. OK, OK, OK. So you have responsibilities: friends, neighbors, jobs, mothers and fathers (sometimes two of the same sex) you have to deal with. You have to spread yourselves thin from time to time under pressure from …

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Letter to the editor #05 (b)

Editor, This just in: Pizza-ruiner and all-around art-hater Big Pete has just overseen the buffing of Sheik’s monumental mural on the side of Big Pete’s Arcata location. “I wouldn’t have painted anything if I knew he was going to buff it one month later,” said outraged artist Sheik. “I even used my own paint, time and everything. That mural was …

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Letters to the editor #04 (c)

Dear S.H. Editor, While A. Nus (SH #3, letters to the editor) has clearly spent a good portion of his life in the Humboldt pot industry, he’s misidentified the top tier of his cannabis industry hierarchy. Growers don’t belong in this hierarchy, because real growers actually grow and trim their own weed, thus avoiding hierarchy. People who need three cell …

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Letters to the editor #04 (b)

Dear Editor, Wow. Sarah Godlin’s article in the July issue about her Grandma’s forwarded emails. AWESOME! First I tried the hair conditioner to shave my legs. I have this really nice hair conditioner, but I hate the smell. I gave your tip a try, and hot shit, it worked great and I can’t smell my legs anyways! Now I eat …

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Letter to the editor #04 (a)

Dear Savage Henry editors, I am frustrated by your decision to not run my short erotic story, “My Advisor and Me”. As a feminist and avid proponent of First Amendment rights, it offends me that your editorial team would participate in this type of censorship. I felt empowered by writing about a sexual encounter that was both incredibly exciting and …

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Letter to the editor #3 (b)

Hey jerks! I read what you said about Weott, We are sick and tired of “weotta” jokes. Next time you want to talk shit on Weott. Why not talk about the lack of any stores or services or possibly the fact that our town has no sidewalks or that the funny weott center sign, Oh i know how bout the …

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