Tag Archives: marijuana

Make Marijuana Illegal Again

Andrew Holmgren, contributor On November 8th 2016 is a day that will go down in history as a very dark day in American history. That was the day that California voted to legalize weed. I enjoy smoking weed, you could call me a weedsman, I’ve been like this for many years. But when I woke up on the morning of …

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All Day Long

Jason Dove, contributor One day I want to be rich just to having my own award show. Why the hell would I want to blow all of my cash on an award show, you might ask? That’s a good question. If I had my own award show it’d be for one reason: giving out the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. That’s a …

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A Non-Smoker’s Approach To Humboldt

Danny Felts, contributor Hello, Humboldt/Other California-y Places,  It’s my understanding that you guys have a lot going on right now. Well, let me restate that, actually. You have aLL of IT going on now. and that’s because it’s fall, and your reputation precedes you, and, well–dammit. I’m just going to say it. You’re surrounded by marijuana. all of the marijuana, in fact. So much so that from multiple …

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Decades of Smoke: Interview with the Sinsemilla Bootlegger

Justin Alan, contributor When I was younger and I first shared with my mom that I had “tried” marijuana, she was was the definition of cool. She disapproved, but understood that it was something not harmful, and she herself was a bit of a fan of the plant. She even told me an awesome story about when she was in …

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Untapped Market: The Woman Stoner

Chelsea Hetelson, contributor  Lately I’ve been watching Cosmos by Carl Sagan, really a prime choice when high. However, Netflix recently just took that shit down with no warning. What’s a stoner to do? Deciding to go back to stoner basics, I reviewed my chosen genre. Cheech & Chong, Mall Rats, The Big Lebowski, Harold and Kumar, Pineapple Express, Jay & Silent …

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Signs Someone Has Gone “Hill Crazy”

Long bouts of solitude among growing pot plants can get to a person. It never fails: every grow season you hear the story of someone who “lost his shit” or “went bonkers” or “is a fucking mental case” while stuck watching, in most cases, someone else’s weed grow. It’s understandable that that kind of life can get to you when you’re stuck in a remote spot, doing something nine law …

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Smoking a Blunt Makes Me Very Straightforward

I won’t lie; I puff the magic like your average dragon. Honestly, I eradicate more weed than Monsanto. I kill more buds than all four of the Scream movies. That is part of the reason I moved to this county: Humboldt makes better green than blue and yellow combined. Fun fact: It’s called the “Emerald Triangle” because boats and planes …

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I have lived in Arcata for the past five years.

Dear S.H.I.T. I have lived in Arcata for the past five years. During that time I have acquired a mild taste and understanding for your magazine’s skewed local humor, pertaining to local businesses, plazoids, and the growing industry that keeps this County alive (when I say “growing” I do not mean expanding). I feel a certain tinge of fondness every …

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