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Remembering That Time You Accidentally Did Dabs Because Moms Make Mistakes Too

Tiffany Greysen, contributor Once upon a time, in a land called Arcata, California, an exceptionally lovely, smart, funny mother of two took the word “dabs” and incorrectly assumed that it related to the traditional meaning of the word: Dab noun A small amount of something. “She licked a dab of chocolate from her finger” Synonyms: Drop, spot, smear, splash, speck, …

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Local High School Wrestling Match Attendance Hits All-Time High Since PTA Moms Replaced Team’s Singlets with a New Sexier Version

Tiffany Greyson, contributor Maddy, president of the PTA – who has a $60,000 unused marketing degree – explained: “Wrestling has never been a high-generating-revenue sport for the PTA. We wanted to look at our opportunities for growth and see what could be done to change this. The PTA had a rainy-day fund which we wanted to use to invest into …

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