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What Not To Say at an Oscar Party

“Hey, that Oprah, huh? What a bitch, right?”   “I wonder where Harvey is tonight? Was really hoping to get some face time in.”   “Why yes, I do have a couch in my office…why don’t you come in for an audition this week?”   “Yeah, I was a producer on Little Nicky.”   “I don’t have any cocaine.”   …

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