Tag Archives: PG Issue

A Kumite* on Sesame Street

Zeke Herrera, contributor *big ass karate fight When I was 8 I watched two types of movies: kung fu movies and Space Jam. When I was 8 I also wrote this. The original still had a lot of swearing. I don’t remember how it went entirely but I remember the the important parts. So here it is: It’s just a …

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Cursing in PG

Keith D, contributor Hey you dirty dogsuckers, did you know you could swear just as well or better without actually cursing? Bullpee you say? It’s true; I’ve been doing it the whole dog-gamned time! But it doesn’t end there. Why not open businesses with phonetically-edgy yet family-friendly names? Who wouldn’t buy their furniture from the Sofa King? You can hear …

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FernGully: The Last Rainforest Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Rosa Green, contributor The soundtrack to the movie Ferngully is a beautiful meditation on nature and love. It starts with the gentle excitement of newly budding love with the songs “Life is a Magic Thing” and “A Dream Worth Keeping.” Then, the insanity of “Batty Rap,” a genius performance by Robin Williams where he sings, “I been brain-fried, electrified, infected …

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Music Review: Barney I Love You (Who Loves Me?)

Raj Noogmosh, contributor Has any artist ever reached greater heights of success and fallen so far as Barney the Dinosaur? Throughout the ‘90s – accompanied by his “Friends” Baby Bop, Riff and B.J. – he released a string of platinum-selling albums and toured the same stadiums as U2 and the Rolling Stones, all while holding down a popular PBS show …

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Music Review: The Chipmunks The Chipmunk Adventure Soundtrack

Leah Brzezinski, contributor I don’t exactly understand what this band The Chipmunks is going for, or what drugs they might be on. They’re sort of like The Mamas and the Papas, with 3 guys and 3 gals singing alternating male/female features with group tracks, except they sound like they’re sucking helium or are weird children or dwarves or something. It’s …

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You Kids Got it Easy

I don’t want to go on the “back in my day” tangent, but seriously, you guys get iPad’s and I had a stick with a plastic bottle tied to it. What’s up with that? iWhatever – Yeah what does the i even stand for? If you got one of these things and you don’t know what one of the letters …

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The History of the Ball Pit

The ball pit is a fairly recent invention. It came after the invention of pits, balls, and the telephone, but before the George Foreman Grill, even though it is hard to imagine a time before a grill that carries fat away from the meat. Those were truly dark ages. The first ball pits had no balls in them at all! …

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Break These Rules

Lucy Castle, contributor Hey, boys and girls! These are rough seas that you’re sailing in, and just when you think you’re starting to figure it all out, you get more rocks and canals and seaweed to navigate. Pay attention and break these rules. Coffee Is Bad For You — No, it’s not. A cup of coffee or black tea in …

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Fictional Orphans that did A’ight

Spencer Devine, contributor Parental guidance is great and all, but our society puts far too much weight on its importance. Fictional orphans have been kicking butt, singing songs, and taking names for decades, always coming out on top. Here are some of the individuals who didn’t need parents to be fictional powerhouses: Annie Annie’s the first on any list of …

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