Tag Archives: PG Issue

Rejected Ben and Jerry’s Flavors

You know, this issue is really for the kids. And we know what kids love: ICE CREAM! And who makes the most fun flavors? BEN AND JERRY! These ones didn’t make the cut, however. Chunky Dahmer – Packed full of mystery meat… well, you know what it is. At least one toenail in every 30 pints GUARANTEED. Syringe Sorbet – …

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Captain Willy’s Lil’ Celebrity Circle: Baby Einstein’s Shining Star

William Toblernone, contributor In this week’s installment I sat down with Daniel Nadolski Jr, one of the stars of There Goes My Baby, the hugely popular 26th installment in the Baby Einstein early learning video series. I caught up with this refreshing 13-month-old talent at his private playground in Claremont, CA. CW: Daniel, everyone seems to agree that you truly …

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Dick and Jane Go On A Field Trip

See Dick bring his field trip permission slip with proof of insurance back to school. See Dick’s mom drop off his car seat even though Dick is 8. Coddle, mom, coddle. Dick and Jane’s class is going to the museum! See Jane step in dog poop before she gets in the parent volunteer van. Did someone fart? No. There is …

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Josh Argyle – The Savage Henry Interview

If you’ve been reading this magazine for any period of time, you’re likely familiar with the hilarious writing style of our man, Josh Argyle. But did you know that Argyle is also a stand-up comic who co-produces a successful monthly live show called It’s Just 2 Minutes, Savage Henry’s San Francisco Bureau Chief, and that he loves movies about fat …

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Six Root Beers Deep

After consulting standards and practices, we learned that we can only portray excessive drinking in such a way that it teaches of the dangers of such activities, or how drinking-inclusive behaviors can contribute to the deterioration of the family structure. So for the sake of keeping this issue PG-rated, and thereby suitable for audiences under the suggested guideline of a …

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